righteous jebstones

mrs dr Alan grant

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Just choked on ketchup while I was talking about how I love to talk

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Thinking about the guys at Les Schwab perceiving me

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@simpstunning This is still insane

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@deecodeee Pretty sure that’s illegal

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@simpstunning @notellenm Business man gets a fish in the mail, grills it, they fall in love :)

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If anyone ever wonders why my location is off I hope they know it’s because I’m at their moms house

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@simpstunning March the 4th be with you

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@notellenm Stinky

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Ralph the cougar keeps haunting dans litter box

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@simpstunning Yes

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@simpstunning Sorry

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at birth, every man is assigned an nfl team to be a fan of. this will determine the course of the rest of their life

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I didn’t join a fraternity because I wanted a slightly different college experience than Monsters University

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People really love sports

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How can some sheets be so much louder than others

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came the fuck up at the family white elephant party

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@notellenm This is a real low blow

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My pussy is an abyss

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Anyone want to go coning