blick targaryen

CEO of cauliflower

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I miss the shit I used to do in Highschool and get away with. And by that I mean eating an entire pack of salami, a pint of icing and then losing 2 pounds

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Thankful I paid $7 for a half cup of foam @StarbucksCanada

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Peeing is such an inconvenience someone just hook me up with a catheter already

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the things I would do to be able to get behind the subway counter and make my sub like perfectly the way I want it?????

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Twitter Blue has been permanently disabled after a verified Nintendo Macedonia account posted a picture of pregnant Luigi showing his prolapsed butthole to Waluigi. It was viewed 8 million times.

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@HolidayInn hey, thanks for the overly expensive room, smelled like an ashtray though #holidayinn #morelikeashtrayinn

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@stjeanscott Hello

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Hello twitter it is I, blick

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Help me I’m having a crisis I don’t know the right answer

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Ok I don’t know who is going to see this but in the shower do you:

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I actually feel like I’m transcending space and time when I take pre-workout

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Hello Twitter

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I think my new thing is gonna be getting a little wine drunk and then trading stocks I wouldn’t trade sober lol

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@laurenjeffss where is it???

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I am deathly afraid of spiders and cottage cheese

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Does anyone else manage to spill and/or stain the majority of your clothes or are you normal

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@adequate_log Don’t answer that

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Hello, yes my name is Nicole, I’m 26 and still cannot drink out of a cup without spilling all over myself

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@adequate_log Did I ask