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[cryptid @sendtojess]

D&D campaign based in #Australia: you reach the first pub. You approach the bartender and ask if anything strange has been happening in town. He says, "shhh mate it's a Tuesday, trivia is on". You spend the next two hours participating in trivia that is somehow mostly cricket.

[NSW Health @NSWHealth]

⚠️UPDATED INFORMATION: SYDNEY AIRPORT T2 FOOD COURT⚠️

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@JodyToomey @neilogd Seconded

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@neilogd Cut the bad juju leaf!

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#PS4share

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@AJBM17 This is so specific, I love it.

[Mike Cannon-Brookes 👨🏼‍💻🧢🇦🇺 @mcannonbrookes]

Next time anyone tries to bullshit you that renewables make electricity more expensive? SA now has the cheapest electricity in the nation... thanks to wind + solar.

And their power will only get _cheaper_ from here.

The future will not be gas or coal.

https://t.co/6LWjSwdLMG

[unprofessional hockey scout @OVECHKlN]

but she caught me on the counter
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
saw me banging on the sofa
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
i even had her in the shower
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱

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@neilogd I know more about Obama now than I did while he was in office out of sheer need to fact check. HELP

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Cat girls, except they don't have opposable thumbs.

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@realDonaldTrump is the imposter

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If the ps5 makes long loading times a thing of the past, when in my day am I supposed to do my stretches?

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Why does every guy called Nate look exactly the same?

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@neilogd 🥰🥰

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Just once Id like to not accidentally romance the character that is is responsible for the death of their race the next potential doomsday.

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Im really grateful for gen z because I want to fight and set the world on fire, but also I'm chronically fatigued and my whole body hurts all the time.

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RPG writer's list of ideas on what dwarf NPCs will call your female character:

1. Wench

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@elonmusk TIL Elon Musk is the old guy at the back of the warehouse wearing sunglasses dancing by hinself for 6 hours

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Some middle aged person: THE GOVERNMENT IS USELESS THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR CORONAVIRUS AND ALL THESE DEATHS THEY SHOULD RESIGN BLOODY COMMUNIST

The same person: I will NOT wear a mask it is my RIGHT as a HUMAN and IM GOING TO BUNNINGS

[Dan Andrews @DanielAndrewsMP]

Twenty-six Victorians under the age of 40 are currently in hospital with coronavirus.

Five are in intensive care. No idea when – or if – they'll make it home.

To anyone who still thinks this only affects older people:

It doesn't.

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**some of the same people. Obviously.