Fake Flake

Not the Senator from Arizona. Voted Hill's Most Beautiful. I like islands.

[Mich McConnell @McConnellMock]

Did Obama just throw out OBAMACARE!??! Should have read the #Stampact

[Fake Flake @SenFakeFlake]

@SenGrahamforCMC "It’s a THURSDAY” #tnc #ourlifeiscongress

[Fake Flake @SenFakeFlake]

Jill Biden deserves better! #leaveheralone

[Fake Flake @SenFakeFlake]

#immigrationreform for life! thx colleagues! I forgive you, other republicans

[Fake Flake @SenFakeFlake]

#tbt to when I was on an uninhabited island! #abs

[Fake Flake @SenFakeFlake]

@CMC_Sen_Schumer so excited to pass #comprehensiveimmigrationreform with Sen Schumer 2nite!

[Fake Flake @SenFakeFlake]

#FlakeFact: I lost the tip of my index finger working in an #alfalfa field when I was young

[Fake Flake @SenFakeFlake]

@Ted_Cruz_sim "can't put a price on bipartisanship" #wisewords

[Fake Flake @SenFakeFlake]

to celebrate, enjoy this picture of Shaq and me! #FlakeFact

[Fake Flake @SenFakeFlake]

Flake yeah! Immigration Reform will be considered on the Senate floor tomorrow night!

[Fake Flake @SenFakeFlake]

bipartisan support of #sourpatchkids in the judiciary committee

[Jeff Flake @JeffFlake]

Thoughts and prayers with victims of shooting at Fort Hood.

[Fake Flake @SenFakeFlake]

#FlakeFact: I spent my time as a missionary in Zimbabwe and South Africa! #mormon

[Mich McConnell @McConnellMock]

"Are you saying I am ignorant because I am a woman?" #sayitgirl I stand with #DrBiden

[Fake Flake @SenFakeFlake]

Jill Biden giving inspiring testimony about concealed carry licenses

[Fake Flake @SenFakeFlake]

@Datyoungmikelee thx 4 upholding constitutional rights, buddy

[Fake Flake @SenFakeFlake]

#FlakeFact: On my tropical island survival trip, my diet was coconuts and a lot of crabs. #healthy #abs

[Fake Flake @SenFakeFlake]

#FlakeFact: My favorite movie is What About Bob. What’s yours?

[Fake Flake @SenFakeFlake]

WOW SO DRAMATIC

[Fake Flake @SenFakeFlake]

smart immigration reform is the way to go! #republicanresponse