Chuck Schumer 2.0

Fake Senator Chuck Schumer for CMC 2014 Congressional Simulation.

[Fake Sen. Blumenthal @FakeBlumenthal]

I would like to thank my Democratic colleagues for standing with Sandy Hook families and voting for the SAFETY Act of 2014 #wewillnotgiveup

[Fake Sen. Blumenthal @FakeBlumenthal]

#tbt to when @SenMarkWarner was the president pro tempore of the WA youth legislature in 2010

[Fake Sen. Leahy @CMC_SenLeahy]

Don't point a gun @DtotheStabs and expect no repercussions #StrongWoman #guncontrol

[Chuck Schumer 2.0 @CMC_Sen_Schumer]

Proud of the success of our bipartisan HUMAN Act @FakeFeinstein3 @SenFakeFlake @SenGrahamforCMC #immigrationreform2k14

[Chuck Schumer 2.0 @CMC_Sen_Schumer]

@FakeJThuneSD That sounds like an emotional reaction to a specific event, lets not be hypocritical.

[Fake Flake @SenFakeFlake]

@CMC_Sen_Schumer so excited to pass #comprehensiveimmigrationreform with Sen Schumer 2nite!

[Fake Flake @SenFakeFlake]

Flake yeah! Immigration Reform will be considered on the Senate floor tomorrow night!

[Chuck Schumer 2.0 @CMC_Sen_Schumer]

@SenFakeFlake @SenGrahamforCMC @FakeFeinstein3 @FakeDickDurban thank you for your commitment to bipartisanship and immigration reform

[Chuck Schumer 2.0 @CMC_Sen_Schumer]

Moving Comprehensive Immigration Reform to the Senate floor #immigrationreform2k14

[Chuck Schumer 2.0 @CMC_Sen_Schumer]

Productive meeting with my fellow Democrats #PartyUnity #Progress2k14

[Chuck Schumer 2.0 @CMC_Sen_Schumer]

@ChuckGrassy just keeping our constituents up to date #transparentgovernment

[Fake Sen. Blumenthal @FakeBlumenthal]

...Now I hope they honor his son's memory by voting YES on the SAFETY Act of 2014

[Fake Sen. Blumenthal @FakeBlumenthal]

I would like to thank my Republican colleagues for their display of respect for Neil Heslin....

[Chuck Schumer 2.0 @CMC_Sen_Schumer]

Following my esteemed colleague @SenGrahamforCMC's tweet, I am looking forward to bipartisan collaboration tomorrow #immigrationreform2k14

[Mazieeee @DtotheStabs]

@FakeJoeBiden14 your wife pointed a gun at me tonight after realizing I was a woman. Good choice Joe, good choice.

[Chuck Schumer 2.0 @CMC_Sen_Schumer]

Thankful for our brave witness today and his inspiring testimony #immigrationreform2k14

[Fake Sen. Blumenthal @FakeBlumenthal]

Thank you to Jose Antonio Vargas for sharing your inspiring story. Let's pass the HUMAN Act to support true Americans like Jose #DREAM

[Not Amy Klobuchar @SimKlobuchar]

The right to bear arms isn't absolute. Founders included the 2nd Amdt for protection. Sandy Hook reminds us they're not always used for that

[Not Amy Klobuchar @SimKlobuchar]

Does Jill Biden have a gun permit? Because she just pulled one out in committee...

[Chuck Schumer 2.0 @CMC_Sen_Schumer]

Guns in the chamber! Guns in the chamber!