Mazieeee

NOT the real Mazie

[Rob Portman @RobPortmanSim]

I hear Quentin Tarantino will be directing the #KillJill movie.

[Mich McConnell @McConnellMock]

The most heated debate of the night is about a firing squad to kill Jill Biden. #GodhelpthisSenate

[Eric Houghtler @EricHoughtler]

Utah still has firing squads?? #jeezutah #sorryjill

[Rob Portman @RobPortmanSim]

@DtotheStabs want to execute Jill Biden without trial. #WhereIsTheConstitution?

[VP Biden @FakeJoeBiden14]

@DtotheStabs moves to put Jill to death. She clearly doesn't know whom she's dealing with. #JillWillJackYouUp #ImScared

[Mich McConnell @McConnellMock]

Dems try and kill one of their own. I will always #StandwithJill

[Fake Sen. Leahy @CMC_SenLeahy]

Don't point a gun @DtotheStabs and expect no repercussions #StrongWoman #guncontrol

[Mazieeee @DtotheStabs]

@FakeJThuneSD @Mike_Enzi_CMC @FakeJoeBiden14 Isn't @Mike_Enzi_CMC a convicted criminal?

[Mazieeee @DtotheStabs]

@DtotheStabs *Jill (not @FakeJoeBiden14)

[Mazieeee @DtotheStabs]

BIDDDDDEENNNNNNNNN

[Mazieeee @DtotheStabs]

Fish pose a danger to ALL of us

[Mazieeee @DtotheStabs]

@Senator_Pat_Rob It's a bummer you did not get on record opposing this bill Senator Roberts...

[Mazieeee @DtotheStabs]

What bill are we voting on?

[Mazieeee @DtotheStabs]

This is a proud night for all customers of Zappos #IslandBraryActof2014 #cmonsim2014

[Rob Portman @RobPortmanSim]

#Islandbrary will be the greatest feat of civil engineering in human history...not sure if that's a good thing...

[VP Biden @FakeJoeBiden14]

Stamps and the #Islandbrary passes. #Zappos #FreeShoesForAll?

[Mazieeee @DtotheStabs]

@pitzfeed I can tell you that Dr. Jill Biden became a staunch 2nd Amendment advocate and pointed a gun at me after calling me a man...

[Mazieeee @DtotheStabs]

@pitzfeed have you heard about the biden assassination attempt?

[PitzFeed @pitzfeed]

@DtotheStabs Your new constituents may prefer this updated version

[PitzFeed @pitzfeed]

@DtotheStabs I think it’s the hair. And the love of car movies