deakysmisfire

I'm @deakysmisfire now but my 1d love will NEVER die

[ugh @gIitering]

The "It's only $5, why not buy it" mentality has probably cost me like $15,000 at this point in my life.

[Bebe you @soignedays]

Meghan Markle: *breathes*

British press: MEGHAN MARKLE BREATHES AS QUEEN ELIZABETH SITS DOWN, IS SHE BREAKING PROTOCOL?

Everyone: Prince William allegedly been cheating

British press:

[🪭 @laurentsbitch]

me after a few years.

[🪭 @laurentsbitch]

friends: be casual
me:

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen and The Duke of Edinburgh were introduced to the newborn son of The Duke & Duchess of Sussex at Windsor Castle. Ms Doria Ragland was also present. The Duke & Duchess of Sussex are delighted to announce that they have named their son Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor.

[deakysmisfire @seniampai]

@lovelyfaerie pizza rolls**

[𓍊𓋼𓍊 tony 𓍊𓋼𓍊 @voguetony]

my DNA combining the worst parts of both of my parents to make me

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

At rental car agency, can’t find my name on the monitor to find my car, go inside & wait in line. Finally get to the front, agent sees me & says “you really are Tony Hawk”
Me: um, yes. I was looking for my name outside on the list
Him: “I deleted it because I thought it was fake”

[harry lambert @harry__lambert]

Met Gala 2019 @Harry_Styles 🖤

[kathleen @kathleen_hanley]

me talking to myself about the james charles, tati, and jeffree star drama since no one i know cares

[s @pizzapopniall]

what u, egg? [he stabs him.]

[laura 🪩 @cinemalouve]

me: :(

louis tomlinson:

💖.  *       .         💖
                       *
*   .      ☺️.        ☀️*
  .     *           💖   
  ☀️    .              .    ☺️. 💖
. *       ☺️                      *
                      ☀️ . ☺️
  *       ☀️. *

me: :)

[laura 🪩 @cinemalouve]

how did 2011 louis exist because he was too dreamy and beautiful to be true

[deakysmisfire @seniampai]

@flouwerprince i feel aTTACKED BITCH