Michael Stafford

Machine learning engineer | vegan | cat dad

[Michael Stafford @seniledeveloper]

Love when people show they don’t understand basic cause and effect.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Remember when they spent years telling us to panic over the hole in the ozone layer and then suddenly just stopped talking about it and nobody ever mentioned the ozone layer again?

[Michael Stafford @seniledeveloper]

Adhd is taking stimulant medication and going back to bed.

[Michael Stafford @seniledeveloper]

The truth is that if the Liberals had of won the citizens in the east would be without power while the execs laughed. As is tradition.

[Michael Stafford @seniledeveloper]

Listening to Mathew Warren bullshit on the ABC is a real trip. It’s not the last governments fault they say. It’s Japans! It’s the worlds! Regulation wouldn’t help, storage sucks. Meanwhile Western Australia has none of the issues the east has. Hmm I wonder who they shill for…

[Michael Stafford @seniledeveloper]

Who could have predicted rising energy prices! Once in a lifetime event every year! Maybe all of you are terrible at business and risk management and need to be fired.

[Michael Stafford @seniledeveloper]

Monarchists complaining about a lack of democracy? When I vote for the queen? https://t.co/HGWLgTLtWH

[Michael Stafford @seniledeveloper]

Correlation != causation is semantics? Step aside #JusticeForJohnnyDepp we need some #JusticeForDataScience. Expert my ass.

[Michael Stafford @seniledeveloper]

This is exactly the sort of take I would expect from a “Leader” at Block. Shows exactly the attitude towards employees. Meanwhile all the value is generated by the people they didn’t bother to develop ties with.

[Alyssa Henry @alyssahhenry]

It’s funny. I’ve been at Square / Block now longer (a week’ish) than Amazon, but I still have stronger ties with AMZN folks. AMZN was super hard, but foxholes make for strong ties.

[Michael Stafford @seniledeveloper]

@bexsayswords After seeing all the posts on reddit today I can’t tell if you are being literal…

[Michael Stafford @seniledeveloper]

@sueearl @Raymartin55 Perhaps people would be more willing to accept this kind of “misunderstanding” if he didn’t lie about everything else.

[Michael Stafford @seniledeveloper]

How many once in a life time events do I need to see before I should start being afraid of coal @ScottMorrisonMP?

[Michael Stafford @seniledeveloper]

Jesus would really hate giving people the right to discriminate against minority groups. Learn your own religion @LiberalAus. #ReligiousDiscriminationBill

[Michael Stafford @seniledeveloper]

The #technology industry rewards bad behaviour. Passive aggressive behaviour is enforced and any attempt to directly respond to it will lead to either faux confusion or being called out as the problem.

[Michael Stafford @seniledeveloper]

Calling Omicron less severe is idiotic at best. It’s higher infection rate even with lower hospitalisations still results in more deaths. It was 29 in NSW today. How many more people need to die before we realise that #auspoll and their incompetence have failed us?

[Michael Stafford @seniledeveloper]

#Australia I have the secret to how each of us can be certain of what to do in any situation. We just need to listen to our primest of Ministers @ScottMorrisonMP. His way with truth and reality are such that we should listen to every word he tells us and promptly do the opposite.

[Michael Stafford @seniledeveloper]

#Australia how willing are you to send you kids to school in the coming weeks? #COVID19

[Michael Stafford @seniledeveloper]

@ScottMorrisonMP would you say the 21 people who died from COVID in NSW today are enjoying “living with covid”?

[Michael Stafford @seniledeveloper]

Australia accelerated into Omicron at the politically motivated behest of #ScottytheFailure and #LetItRipDom. Scotty says cases are rising faster than predicted yet publicly dismissed the Doherty Institutes estimate of 200,000 daily cases by Feb. Scotty lies and Australians die.

[Michael Stafford @seniledeveloper]

@TheMicroscopist High in Australian spirit!

[Daniel Oldfield @TheMicroscopist]

Spider Leg, SEM false colour image taken by Juniper Bedwell-Wilson. #microscopy