seinfeld

satire account. not actually jerry seinfeld. that would be really weird. (Retired, Senile)

[seinfeld @senilefeld]

dear diary,
today i ate a bunch of spaghetti and drank blue gatorade. It was sooo fun

Love,

Seinfeld

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*smells own fart and dies*

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gay femboy or thot femgirl

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What am I chopped suey?

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Redneck is a slur.

Redneck is a slur.

Redneck is a slur.

Redneck is a slur.

Redneck is a slur.

Redneck is a slur.

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I scored 10,782 points on HTML5 Flappy Bird. https://t.co/ubbXhASvYj

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I get those Moose Lumps every time Yeah

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Parting rock is in the house tonight

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using the mall escalators as a stairmaster because I can’t afford a gym membership

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bringing that crackhead energy into 2025

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someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey

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just found out the orange man won again

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Chat am I cooked‼️⁉️😂🤣

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that movie flubber should have been called what a slime to be alive

[Mac @imsmartandimhot]

@senilefeld Hater?

[seinfeld @senilefeld]

ugh, country music

[Mac @imsmartandimhot]

@senilefeld That would be a hellish reality

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plot of the movie Yesterday but instead of the Beatles he wakes up and realizes nobody remembers Mr Weebl

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Opa Easter Style

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it Has Come To My Attention
That some people out there aren’t exactly vibing with The Gay Community. With that Being Said. please stop being so mean to gay people. Please. Can’t we all just get along

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how the fuck bagel heads still be open