Grandpa Jones

I'm a grandpa# on the Twitter!

[Grandpa Jones @senilegrampy]

@twitter my son said he's on here. Where is he? I can't find him

[Grandpa Jones @senilegrampy]

Where am I? Order cornbread

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Just visited my cousin in the nursing home. I'll kill myself before going to one

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Almost time for Church! I pray that the Lord bring me a quick death

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. @amazon order low fat mayonnaise

[Grandpa Jones @senilegrampy]

. @Walmart thanks

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@Walmart HELLO

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@drcnkaf my family ignores me all the time

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. @Walmart hello? Nobody has helped me

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@Caliboi_Smiley John Wayne. What a great actor. You hoodlums don't scare me

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@Caliboi_Smiley back in my day negroes knew their place

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@Caliboi_Smiley my father worked in a coal mine, many people died in that line of work. Sometimes I wish I could have been one of them

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. @Walmart help me

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@brookepace12_ @SydneyVoy be careful with the cell phones I hear they cause cancer! My family never calls me

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Hello? What's a "meme"

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@AidanJLawrence @AnnikaALaMode my daughter surprised me when she said she was pregnant. I still resent her

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. @goldencorral your fish is making my wife sick. I want a refund now! I want my life back

[Grandpa Jones @senilegrampy]

Time for bed! Maybe my children will be grateful when I wake up. Having kids was a mistake

[Grandpa Jones @senilegrampy]

@AskTarget is my son there?

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. @Target hello? I'm lost in your store and need help

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@jessica_cos03 this would be great, I need to meet other seniors. Almost all of my friends have died and I'm depressed