Señor Israel

Art, Music, writing, films etc and philosophy too

[Señor Israel @seniorIsraelG]

When you’re kvetching about the sky falling but other people be getting stuff done.

[Vivo @vivoplt]

Kids born 2000–2005:

- Corona fucked up everything
- Worst college life
- No real friends
- Unemployment arc
- War and missiles
- AI taking real jobs
- Mental health issues and depression
- Anyone can write code, real devs not needed
- No healthy life

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

I’ve been trying to get people to train for 50 years, and I finally found the secret.

For my birthday sale, people who sign up for the Pump Club app at this link and train consistently all year will earn all their money back: https://t.co/qL6ECpWWYH

Fitness and nutrition programs that I guarantee. Weekly coaching calls with the best coaches. The most positive corner of the internet. For free?

Yes.

This is what I’ve learned:

You don’t give people the discount up front. If that worked, the gyms would still be packed in February.

You put the people in charge. You let them earn the discount - by training. We tested it. It worked. So we are revolutionizing the fitness industry.

At the Pump Club, you are in charge of what you pay. You have the power.

Going forward, everyone will earn $50 back for completing their first program of the year and $50 their fourth program - a $100 discount - just for training.

This week, for my birthday, the app is only $100. That’s right. Train all year, complete four programs, get all your money back.

Crazy? Yes. If it’s your kind of crazy, join us.

Bet on yourself, because I’m betting on you.

[Señor Israel @seniorIsraelG]

@Majewra @MCUFilmNews @TheInSneider In the interest of representation I think a Chinese woman should play her. Little Chinese girls don’t see a lot of Chinese people in Marvel movies. If you disagree with it is because you hate Chinese people. Everyone should be Chinese actually.

[Señor Israel @seniorIsraelG]

@ApexImperialist Is he a salamander?

[Señor Israel @seniorIsraelG]

@JacobTelltale [Read in that AI guy voice that we all know.]

130,000 accounts were automated posting content. YouTube noticed and took offense and proceeded to begin purging the account and vomitted successfully.

[Señor Israel @seniorIsraelG]

@GlobalEnchilada @Realsoutherndem It’s time to do for Latinos what was done for Italians. It is time to make us white.

lol 😂

[Señor Israel @seniorIsraelG]

@JacobTelltale @juliamcardinals Noo they done Cubanized Miles.

[Señor Israel @seniorIsraelG]

@GlobalEnchilada I remember Cool Math Games

[Señor Israel @seniorIsraelG]

@BradleyGrey_ As much as it will piss people off, “you should smile more” is genuinely good advice that has improve my quality of life.

[Señor Israel @seniorIsraelG]

@GlobalEnchilada People say nothing defines the 2010s but I disagree. When it comes to the early 2000s though it seems it was just the 90s with better tech. I’d know because I remember the early 2000s a little. Back when I walked 50 miles to school and uphill both ways.

[Señor Israel @seniorIsraelG]

@shootingsoul @ConceptualJames Oh I already get that at uni.

[Señor Israel @seniorIsraelG]

Maybe you couldn’t commit. You just weren’t ready to take the plunge.

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

One time I went out with a guy and decided I didn’t want to go on a second date with him because he talked about cold plunging and sauna too much and told me I don’t like to cold plunge because I have a weak mind and when I turned him down for a second date this is what he said

[Señor Israel @seniorIsraelG]

@greg_price11 I just love the way she stares directly into your soul and sees your thoughts and fears.

[Señor Israel @seniorIsraelG]

A data center would look perfect just on top of that hill.

[𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @naturehealyou]

I see the wind in the grass and I want to live

[Señor Israel @seniorIsraelG]

@PatsKam Went from looking like a gang leader to looking like a criminal defense attorney.
Sad!
It’s good that you’re healthy but you gotta keep your aura farming skills.

[Señor Israel @seniorIsraelG]

Macbeth is sweating bullets right now.

[Tolkien World @TolkienWorldG]

It is likely we go to our doom….

[Señor Israel @seniorIsraelG]

The reason most won’t experience this is because they had their good things

[Marathi Femcel(trying to ascend) @foidjeetaa]

This happens only when husband and wife both are chaste and in love. I refuse to believe that people who marry each other after "exploring around" can have this dynamic.

[Señor Israel @seniorIsraelG]

Yeah let’s never be part of the solution men! Let’s only be part of the problem. If someone tries to solve the problems we have we stop them!

[Westside L.A. Guy @WestsideLAGuy]

I feel sorry for your future sons. They’re going to get DESTROYED in the dating market. Modern society & women don’t reward virtuous good men. You’re putting them at a huge disadvantage.

[Señor Israel @seniorIsraelG]

@Majewra Is Tel Aviv commies be like:

Tell me capitalist American. Is it true that in capitalist America you do not have the village toothbrush?

[Señor Israel @seniorIsraelG]

@BradleyGrey_ I don’t need to change
I now
NOSE
It’s just the way I’m wired!

[Señor Israel @seniorIsraelG]

@BradleyGrey_ I don’t need to change
I now
NOSE
It’s just the way I’m wired!