Senior Hate

EVERY DAY I AM GOING TO WRITE ABOUT THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF. FOLLOW ME NOW SO WHEN I GET REALLY FAMOUS LIKE THAT $HIT MY DAD SAYS DOUCHEBAG, U CAN SHOWOFF.

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I HATE:WHEN MY FRIEND THINKS ITS OK TO SEND A TEXT AT 5AM THAT HIS DOG IS MISSING! AT 5AM I DONT CARE IF HIS DOG GOT EATEN OR HIT BY A CAR!

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I HATE: MY MOTHER IN LAW!! THAT FAT BEAR RAIDED OUR FRIDGE AND ATE ALMOST EVERYTHING WE HAD!! HOW ARE THOSE ARTERIES NOT COMPLETELY CLOGGED?

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I HATE: PEOPLE WHO TALK TO THEIR DOGS LIKE HUMAN BEINGS AND GET MAD IF THEY DONT UNDERSTAND!! ITS A DOG YOU MORON!! IT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND!!

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I HATE: THAT SARAH JESSICA PARKER IS CONSIDERED "SEXY." ARE U F'IN KIDDING ME?!?! SHE LOOKS LIKE THE CHILD OF A TROLL AND HORSE WHO MATED!

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I HATE: WHEN THE GARDENERS TURN ON THE LAWNMOWERS AT 7AM ON A SATURDAY!!! HEY ESE, IM TRYIN TO SLEEP HERE!!! WTF???

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I HATE: POOR PEOPLE!!! MAYBE IF YOU POOR BASTARDS HAD MORE MONEY, YOU WOULD BE SPENDING IT AND OUR ECONOMY WOULDN'T BE SO BAD RIGHT NOW!!!

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I HATE: WHEN YOU FINALLY BUILD UP THE NERVES TO DANCE WITH THAT HOT GIRL AT THE CLUB, AND THEN HER FAT FRIEND MOVES IN AND RUINS EVERYTHING!

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I HATE: WHEN OLD PEOPLE THINK ITS APPROPRIATE TO WALK AROUND NAKED IN THE GYM LOCKER ROOM!! I SAW THINGS TODAY THAT WILL HAUNT ME FOR LIFE!!

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I HATE: WHEN I'M AT AN EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT WITH MY WIFE AND THE DAMN WAITER KEEPS TRYING TO PUSH DESSERT ON US! B*TCH I AINT MADE OUTTA $!

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I HATE: THE GOLDEN GLOBES!!! WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT CRAP LAST NIGHT!? IT SUCKED!! THE BEST PART OF THE GOLDEN GLOBES WAS WHEN IT ENDED!!!

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I HATE: WHEN MY IDIOT FRIEND CRACKS UP FOR 5 MINUTES IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS CORNYASS JOKE! WHY ARE U EVEN LAUGHING? YOUR JOKE SUCKED! I HATE U

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I HATE: THAT I HELD THE DOOR OPEN FOR A VERY LARGE UNATTRACTIVE BEASTLY WOMAN WHO DIDN'T EVEN SAY THANK U! SHE JUST WALKED AWAY LIKE A COW!

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I HATE: WHEN I TELL MY MOM I'M REALLY DEPRESSED, AND SHE RESPONDS "IS THAT THE REASON YOU'VE GAINED SO MUCH WEIGHT LATELY?" WHAT THE HELL?!

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I HATE WHEN I GO TO MY LOCAL GYM AND SEE THAT THE SO CALLED ''TRAINERS" THERE ARE 100 TIMES MORE OUT OF SHAPE THAN EVERYBODY ELSE!! WTF?!?!

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I HATE: WHEN YOU'RE IN LINE WITH A FEW ITEMS AT THE MARKET AND THE OLD GEEZERS IN FRONT OF YOU PULL OUT 10,000 COUPONS JUST TO SAVE $1.50!!

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I HATE: WHEN REALLY UNATTRACTIVE PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK CHANGED THEIR PROFILE PICTURE TO HOT CELEBRITIES THEY LOOK NOTHING LIKE!!! WTF? STOP!!

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I HATE: WHEN MY FRIEND THINKS ITS OK TO SEND A TEXT AT 5AM THAT HIS DOG IS MISSING! AT 5AM I DONT CARE IF HIS DOG GOT EATEN OR HIT BY A CAR!