Muffin Cumberpatch

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What can I say y'all, I'm a Bush guy. I LOVE Bush. Big BIG fan of Bush. I just love Bush.

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@tsummers10 yes I will. Care to join me? 😉

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Hey Ya'll I'm sure u heard the news. I'm kinda relieved it's over. Now I don't have to spend so much time away from Eduardo my pool boy.

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Gloves r off Donald. U messed with the wrong senator. Ur getting a grahamslam, which I usually charge extra 4 @DocThompsonShow @skiplacombe

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no longer taking calls on my personal cell. U can reach me on my "burner" phone. Eduardo u know the number @DocThompsonShow @skiplacombe

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@DocThompsonShow @skiplacombe #WhatArianaLoves her poolboy Eduardo...oh wait that's me.

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@DocThompsonShow @skiplacombe Hey Y'all I would like to volunteer my services for choosing the best news person in their underwear.#dreamjob

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@DocThompsonShow @skiplacombe Hey Y'all I also tried to pass national margarita thursdays and shirtless fridays, but those got shot down.

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@DocThompsonShow @skiplacombe #WILT weekend plans ya'll! Hope yours is FABULOUS!! Feel free to join me #blueoysterbar

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@DocThompsonShow @skiplacombe Hey ya'll I wouldn't mind if someone preferably a strong burly man came to my house and licked me on my...face

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@DocThompsonShow @skiplacombe Hey ya'll in my experience, it's actually not that uncommon to suffer traumatic rectal injury or so I've heard

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@DocThompsonShow @skiplacombe Hey Ya'll, I'd just like to give a special good bye to my one eyed wonder man #harryreid. #ivegotajobforu

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@DocThompsonShow @skiplacombe TGIF ya'll!! Happy hour at my place! Mint julep's for everyone!

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@DocThompsonShow @skiplacombe I don't know about all this desertion stuff but I do know one thing. That #BoweBergdahl is one handsome man!

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@yellowjacket615 @DocThompsonShow @skiplacombe You know I did!

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@DocThompsonShow @skiplacombe A moment of silence to honor the recent passing of the great Liberace. I dare say he touched me in many ways.

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@DocThompsonShow @skiplacombe The Senator is in and ready to have a lil bit o' fun this mornin!

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@DocThompsonShow @skiplacombe U know what makes me happy ya'll? A cold margarita on a hot day w/ a bunch of my boys sweatin it up poolside

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I thought I was the only "politician friend" you had. You're makin me jealous @DocThompsonShow!

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@DocThompsonShow @skiplacombe Hey Y'all lovin the show this mornin! But I gotta say that naughty @tedcruz ain't got a chance, he's a bad boy