Brownisms

i have a choir full of chins

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"I don't watch the internet anymore"

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"I just watch west wing and pretend that's my president"

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"I want to remain in my ignorant state for the rest of my life."

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"Oh god apparently I've had the back windshield wipers on this entire time."

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"Do you have any more of that sugar bacon?"

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"We're north of Narnia"

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"I feel like doing facebook live right now and just kinda... sharing how I feel"

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"Did you know every buc-ees has an underground tunnel to every other buc-ees"

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"I'm twittered out"

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"whatever his name is, Adam Gillium."

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"I'm gonna Isabella Ventura this mess"

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"Hide from the po-po. I got nothin to lose, I am dangerous."

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"Go ahead squirrel, go ahead. Thanks for sharing your world with us Mr. Squirrel."

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"I just wanted to quit teaching. Turns out, I did!" (on his feelings during the New York trip)

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"Ok don't answer, im only the head director"

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"Just driving in circles, happy as a lark"

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"I parked this car like Hellen Keller."

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"I am overseeing the weenie roast!"

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"Oh! They're roasting weenies!"