Cam Morris

Lights, Cameron, Satisfaction.

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@Sigma_Photo my lens hood is stuck on my lens and won’t come off and is keeping me from shooting. I need help asap.

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@NESpower who do I contacts about multiple street lights that are out?

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“This @Chase ATM is here for theoretical support”

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Overheard at the bar… “wanna hear something funny that’s not funny? Just touched a jalapeño and then touched my PeePee…”

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@GuyFieri keeps getting older and I’m not okay with it…

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@MarshaBlackburn the gun lobby spent $1,306,130 to benefit your JOB and 1273 people in TN died by gun. Is my life worth $1026 to you? Would you tell my kids that? If your life is worth more than $1000, represent the voters, not the gun lobby. https://t.co/pfXbBzvhHe #VoteYouOut

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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hey @CallofDuty, congrats on another terrible release. I'm amazed the @Battlefield BETA is more stable than warzone. Amazing.

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Hey @potterybarn, just TRIED walking into one of your Seattle locations and was told at the door “we’re closing soon…” Guess I’ll go spend my money at @CrateandBarrel?

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Hey @FedEx, why is it every time I have a delivery on Friday after 5pm, there’s ALWAYS a “potential delay”? Never on weekdays. Nope, just Friday’s. #fedup

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@TobeNwigwe’s Pandemic Project has undone me. Amazed. Compromised. Heartbroken. So many feelings, but grateful above all. Grateful to be exposed; to be changed; for the tenderness & courage I’ve been imbued with. Grateful to see people the way Jesus does, the way Tobe does.

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@BungieHelp Hey, I want to get caught up on all the D2 DLC. What should I download that will get me everything?

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@mistahmorris @MeUndies I'm already a monthly subscriber, but I'd loveeeee more! :)

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Here’s a controversial take on #starwars: I don’t care.

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Wanted to learn more about the #shooting in #Seattle, so I went to #CNN to learn more but I had to watch an ad first. Hey @CNN, thanks for delivering me important information eventually!...

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I just earned the 'I Believe in IPA! (Level 2)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/ibtQt2qVNT #ibelieveinIPA

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I just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 2)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/hXdmuom827

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@BrandonFlowers,
It’s been 4 years. Give the people what they want.

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Do you remember when @Stranger_Things was an awesome 80’s, sci-fi, fun house before it turned into a zombie-murder drama? Clearly I haven’t finished it...

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@mistahmorris @Stranger_Things @TheNewsroomHB0 @DavidKHarbour That’s rad.

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Between @Stranger_Things & @TheNewsroomHB0, and countless others, @DavidKHarbour is quicklyyyy rising the ranks amongst my favorite actors.