mosh pit connoisseur

Cháchara y embuste.

[liz @hneyvoiced]

you ever look at someone and think “you very obviously have ancestors who witnessed the battle of hastings”

[mosh pit connoisseur @senormoe]

El cake or not cake colombiano

[Alerta News 24 @AlertaNews24]

🇷🇺 | Se encontraron 500 kg de cocaína escondidos dentro de atún congelado en el puerto de San Petersburgo en Rusia.

[Pasta @Whotookmypasta_]

This one’s for the arts not the charts

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

the vibes in my three person group chat this summer

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

I was crying laughing then he broke the fourth wall 😭😭😭

[Modo Scaloneta 🇦🇷🏆 @ModoScaloneta]

El nivel de Twitter futbol en este Mundial es sencillamente espectacular. Cada tweet es mejor que el anterior

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Humiliation ritual

[E L H O T Z O @elhotzo]

Samstag 42°, Montag WM-Aus gegen Paraguay, Donnerstag Krankschreibungen ab dem 1. Tag, es ist die schlimmste Woche für Deutsche seit der Schlecker-Pleite

[H4mez @hamezhill]

PROPER

[Shambo of Luxembourg @BradfemlyWalsh]

It has to be this:

[Rick Stickerman @ricky_stickers]

What is dead may never die

[katie @katefeetie]

pleasantly surprised the Empire State Building climb stunt wasn’t branded content. glad people are still just doing shit sometimes

[Narcofuturista @mediadeguarapo1]

"Papi si su novia le pide más plata que chimbo, es porque otro le está dando más chimbo que plata".

- Aristóteles (386-aC.- 1600)

[無 @smekdoncat]

same writer.

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

A homeless man asked me for a cigarette and I had to explain that I vape now, humiliating both of us.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

how girls are dressing this summer

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

Australia being the only Asian team left in the World Cup

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

if i look at you like this after a movie trailer it means we’re seeing that shit opening night