Sam Crentist

I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.

[Sam Crentist @senorrustycan]

I am a:

[ ]: Man

[ ]: Woman

[❌]: tortured fan of Reinsdorf-owned teams yearning for death’s sweet release

[Sam Crentist @senorrustycan]

I just earned the 'Night Out' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/YZYmIKXbpB

[Sam Crentist @senorrustycan]

I just earned the 'Crisp as Day' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/mDbpLVWnPN

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I just earned the 'Brew Traveler' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/Q434Sly9RU

[Sam Crentist @senorrustycan]

I just earned the 'Bar Explorer (Level 2)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/i04MdYn0QA

[Sam Crentist @senorrustycan]

I just earned the 'Cheers to Independent U.S. Craft Breweries' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/xs7MkeppK7 #seektheseal

[Sam Crentist @senorrustycan]

I just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 8)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/NQzWCMhc9l

[Sam Crentist @senorrustycan]

I just earned the 'National Beer Day (2022)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/g88bEJMAtM #NationalBeerDay

[Sam Crentist @senorrustycan]

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[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Suddenly Fox News develops a conscience! oh my god the rats jumping ship had a crisis of faith Lol

[Sam Crentist @senorrustycan]

Your ballpark organ player would never

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

On this day six years ago, Lucky Luciano decided to do it to us

[Melissa Reddy @MelissaReddy_]

Barca still taking those huge Ls 😬

[helen @helen]

i just found a lamp that makes it look like yoda is smashing his head through the wall and into your place of residence

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

OFFICIAL: Boylen relieved as Bulls head coach.

[Sam Crentist @senorrustycan]

Gloria - Laura Branigan

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

It's time to cancel 'The Star-Spangled Banner.' Here's what should replace it https://t.co/O0TsooIBIU

[Chris Beffa #EndtheGenocide🍉🇵🇸 #AbolishIce🚫🧊 @chrisbeffa]

Ghislaine Maxwell is being moved to the same prison where Jeffrey Epstein was suicided.

You literally couldn’t make this shit up.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

This account was made today and these are their only tweets, so I guess I'm wondering is this definitely John Krasinski or only probably John Krasinski?

[Sam Crentist @senorrustycan]

@GovPritzker hello

[ACLU of Colorado @ACLUofColorado]

‼️BREAKING‼️: @GovofCO has signed #SB217 into law. Colorado becomes one of the first states in the country to END qualified immunity as part of this historic comprehensive police accountability bill.

[Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys]

Defund the police, defend Black communities! This #Juneteenth, it’s more important than ever that we dismantle the racist and ineffective model of American policing. Learn more about how defunding the police works and why we so desperately need it: https://t.co/JLY6f0u5y3

[whirling, screaming head @slime_golem]

riddle de dee
answer me these questions three
else I call the cops on thee