Jonathan Carlson

Here for NFL/NCAA football, Anime, and my favorite YouTubers. I also cook.

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X (Twitter) is a lot like football. You have to block to survive.

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@RetroNewsNow Back when a belt meant something.

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#RIP

Just too much money in the #NFL these days. The sad fact is the business can't afford a major injury, so none shall play ever again.

Anyway, here's Sean Taylor trying to end Brian Moorman in a game we'll never play again. It mattered to him.
#NFL
#RaiseHail

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

BREAKING: The NFL Pro Bowl is being eliminated.

On Wednesday, league executives presented to team owners the future of the Pro Bowl, which will no longer have a standalone game — be it tackle or flag football — or games.

Eighty-eight players will receive the Pro Bowl honor with no alternates, corralling a key aspect of the all-star event that had gotten out of whack in recent years.

More details from @jjones9: https://t.co/BkXQAPlTFV

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@90sWWE I'll take a liter of Lita.

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@VinnysCorner1

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@VinnysCorner1 Reggie White, Green Bay Packers.

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@TheMidnightRun0 My Mom was like, "Why does he have a nuclear potbelly?"

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@TheSports_Shift Consistent success not seen this side of a Tom Brady team.

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@VinnysCorner1 @SheTalksFootbal Ray Lewis inspired fear like the linebackers of old, made more sinister by the dark aura that he *might* have actually committed homicide. And if you got past #52, odds are #20 was there waiting.

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@TheCinesthetic "Cloverfield"

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@timfritschel @TheCinesthetic It was better than the movie.

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@ATRightMovies "Dick Tracy"

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@Eromina_Mutairu "Mars, The Bringer of War" by Holst.

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@TheCinesthetic Dr. Chase: "You want us to do a differential diagnosis on a *dead* person?"
Dr. House: "We're going to cure her."
Dr. Cameron: "We're gonna cure death?"
Dr. House: MUAHAHAHAHA! ...doubt it.

Still makes me laugh to this day.

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@ATRightMovies 6/10.

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@cnnbrk Who will win?

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@LordOfTardaria Tank Conference wanting to pass such a rule but looking at the talent available like:

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@NFLMemes Comfortable pants lead to comfortable leads.

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@HawkEmDownChris Yes, I have. And I thank Wes Bynum every time- and @CameronNewton, too.
#WarEagle

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@HeyHomieItStink @VinnysCorner1 Darren Woodson was a safety, so I'm not considering him. (Did you mean Charles?) Rod Woodson had a second career as a safety, so grain of salt. Bailey is one I'd consider Revis level. I also think of Lem Barney, Night Train, and my favorite; Darrell Green.

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I'm glad some limited throwback merch is available, can I get the script "R" hat again? My favorite coaches all wore it.
#RaiseHail