Senator Rick Stevens

Man's man, small plane owner. Fighting for small town North Carolina values. Thank you for your vote. SATIRE - Fictional character.

[Senator Rick Stevens @SenRickStevens]

I promise you NC, I will put the "Daddy" back in Daddy Party. It will be the greatest. #ThankYouForYourVote #SenStevens2016

[Senator Rick Stevens @SenRickStevens]

@TimLanning I approve this message.

[Senator Rick Stevens @SenRickStevens]

@JenniferCheek A political & a religious group has started following me. Kind of want to see where THAT goes #PleaseRetweetMe #PunkedBlogs

[Senator Rick Stevens @SenRickStevens]

@Nika_Howard @thriftynerd @MountainDew I approve this message. #SenStevens2016

[Senator Rick Stevens @SenRickStevens]

What else can he juggle? #WhoAmI #SorryCurt https://t.co/JBl85FINjp

[The News & Observer @newsobserver]

Tar Heel of the Week: @UNC student body president juggles academics, athletics, leadership https://t.co/rteOzpuf5C

[Senator Rick Stevens @SenRickStevens]

I suggest replacing it with a one-man production of Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie #HB433notHB2 #sodom https://t.co/dXfY7OzIHX

[WLOS @WLOS_13]

Play creators' response to #HB2 forces local theater to cancel summer production https://t.co/YVtjPDDMF3

[Senator Rick Stevens @SenRickStevens]

#NotOwningYourOwnPlaneProblems https://t.co/DOEp4blwyO

[Spectrum News 1 RDU @SpecNews1RDU]

Smoke Grenade Found in Luggage at Charlotte Airport: https://t.co/PoEiJJoCbs

[Senator Rick Stevens @SenRickStevens]

@matthewmmorris @thriftynerd @themikebachmann I will fight against this kind of CD depravity as your Senator. #ThankYouForYourVote

[Senator Rick Stevens @SenRickStevens]

Could Sodom have been turned around if they had put pickles on their chicken sandwiches? #ShowerThoughts

[Senator Rick Stevens @SenRickStevens]

You should know better than making Satan's Scribbles where people can see. #MathIsTheDevilsWork https://t.co/5iHQS13uHz

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Italian Ivy League economist doing math on a plane causes woman to fear for her life

https://t.co/hAeVlmmSN2

[Senator Rick Stevens @SenRickStevens]

Happy B-day @thriftynerd. If more Americans had your entrepreneurial spirit, we could make this country great again. #CanICountOnYourVote ?

[Senator Rick Stevens @SenRickStevens]

Thank you for your service, Captain America. Are you registered to vote in NC? #GreatestGeneration #SenStevens2016

[Senator Rick Stevens @SenRickStevens]

Has ISIS even TRIED NC BBQ? Add a little vinegar sauce and you will forget all about a world-dominating caliphate. #AmIRight? #HB433notHB2

[Senator Rick Stevens @SenRickStevens]

@JenniferCheek things are crazy what with people not know what bathrooms to use here in NC. Kind of confused myself. Gender is binary right?

[Senator Rick Stevens @SenRickStevens]

I will work hard against this to impose our NC small town values for you! #WhatHappensInThePlaneStaysInThePlane https://t.co/ZMj8znrSkT

[Franklin Graham @Franklin_Graham]

.@WashingtonPost reports that @POTUS Obama is poised to declare the 1st-ever national monument recognizing “the struggle for gay rights" 1/2

[Senator Rick Stevens @SenRickStevens]

The bowl is just a metaphor for the wall we must build around the meat, cheese, and exotic, sensual, Mexican spices. https://t.co/qm5p2glRXB

[WRAL NEWS in NC @WRAL]

Obama in response to question about Donald Trump's taco tweet: "As a general rule, I don't pay attention to Mr. Trump's tweets." #wral

[Senator Rick Stevens @SenRickStevens]

Seriously, a Venti Starbucks? Speak American. #LoveItOrLeaveIt

[Senator Rick Stevens @SenRickStevens]

@TheMikeBachmann Cap is a shining example of what makes this country great. I thank him for his service. #stevens2016 #GreatestGeneration

[Senator Rick Stevens @SenRickStevens]

If the Forbush Falcons don't beat Wilkes Central this year I will literally kill myself. @JenniferCheek #GoFalcons #HighSchoolFootball

[Senator Rick Stevens @SenRickStevens]

America. #AmIRight ?