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[s! @palearab]

ive felt like this for the past month

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When something is advertised as “Fun for the whole family” I’m like u have no idea what the members of my family are capable of complaining about

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

finally some discourse I can get behind

[♥️ @ghoulhag]

starting your first job in corporate as a woman with a bubbly personality and genuinely wanting to get along with everybody

[🅱️rody the 🅱️ede 🦣 @Brudhoric]

I have ARFID I can only eat oysters Rockefeller, lobster Thermidor, steak au poivre, and I can only drink Bordeaux from 2013 or earlier :/

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

They need to expand Make A Wish for people who have eczema

[mig 🍵 @DaftDoggo]

Moms see you grab that 5th beer and genuinely act like you’re holding a lighter under the spoon

[kailyn🇨🇦 @KailynMiss]

ya id be a better person prolly

[Nick @gaynick_]

How it feels going to both the bank and post office after work

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

All adventurous women do.

[jjjjjjj @sensgrl]

living alone in a random city is so crazy like can someone call my mom????

[𑣲𝓳 @luvvraq]

i paid with apple pay too idgaf

[river moon @kissmeriver]

i can tell who had the bag