MiaMayra

I got lucid dreams😍
pour la vie 🌼
Online English tutor

[MiaMayra @sensiblemia_]

😂😂😂😂😂it's hard out here

[NJAMBI•FEVER @njambifever]

As a dark babe, jipende. Like excessively
Fuck what anybody says or thinks. Get your money, eat well, live life!

[Egerton University @egertonunikenya]

Nursing Class of 2026 is graduating! Join us for the Oathing & Pinning Ceremony as Egerton University celebrates 50 years of excellence. 🩺❤️
📍 Main Campus | 📅 Friday
50 YEARS. ONE LEGACY. LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES! 🐯🎉

#Egerton5OthGraduation #NursingClassOf2026
^Km

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

A woman's c0ochie needs to be hairy but y'all are not ready for this conversation

[molola🫧🌸 @Lolaschanne]

Christmas wasn’t coming this fast when we was kids.

[GT Atas @GodstimeAtas]

Every African country should implement this.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

English teachers recognizing your potential is the kind of validation you never forget.

[oopsallvibes @muthonimwang1]

Najua ni vibaya lakini I find it very hard to maintain friendships when my friends have kids or get married😭

[✨️votheeincognito✨️ @trizzzygotyouu0]

Nilifukuzwa my previous plot juu ya kusema "be fucking fr" kwa group 😂aki millennials

[Shawn @durtyburd1984]

My black neighbor cooked fried chicken for me

I will no longer be eating white people chicken anymore

[⋆. 𐙚 whattheelle꩜🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @auntychellee]

😆😆😆😆 what an imbecile mahn. Kamedharawingi watu

[SinCara ‎⁨ᥫ᭡ @dombwosque]

Regime zinabadilishwa worldwide. Aki we can’t afford to fumble Wantam.

[Olori Ajoke 🫅 @Orisunmibairemi]

One day, we will all sit down and confess that washing machines don’t wash clothes well.

[A dwarf h!tler @MotStereo__]

Fun fact: Hata English names zina regional patterns Kenya. Kuna majina utapata yamedominate certain regions kuliko zingine. Sometimes, mtu anaweza jua region umetoka just from your first name, hata kabla hajajua surname yako. For example ukiskia msupa anaitwa Wendy, Blessy, Bessy jua huyo ni miraa babes. Ukiskia ndume inaitwa Willy(Wilberforce), Wycliffe, Sospeter jua huyo ni wa ingo. Ukiskia swahili names sijui Zawadi, Amani, et al huyo si wa bara.
Lakini ukiskia Edwin Sifuna unajua huyo ndo the 6th president of Kenya.

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Sahii Functional Families washanunua mbuzi ya kuchinja Christmas inakula kula nyasi hapo nje before zipande bei. Wale wa kuku walianza kuzilea June by December zikuwe ready. Lucky bastards.

[9teen:84 @_Mstahiki_]

Kuna mtu amemwambia Msomali eti "I know a product of incest when I see one" 🥲😂

[MiaMayra @sensiblemia_]

@heisHIM3694 Does rihanna know she has posted this on Instagram?

[Ruby @hubafric]

Degree is piece of paper in MKU.

[Blessing Nalisa @BlessingNalisa]

My mum has warned my brother not to introduce any girl to her again 😂😂she has had enough.

[ɹǝʇʇᴉʍʇ oʞnʎᴉs❀ @_njengahillary]

Millennials leo lazima waende church ndio wasikose kuenda heaven wakikufa.

[Nataly😍 @Keruboooo]

Co-parenting is fine yes,but why are you disrespecting the other partner ??why are you calling the baby daddy saa sita ati mnaongelea mtoto jamani??you see me,if I marry a man who puts up with such stupid things, I'll leave that marriage sharp.