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freelance gynocologist, they/them, ready to defeat the supreme court in a wendy’s parking lot with hand to hand combat

[slime @sensitiveslime]

Long story short, i am in the midst of a domestic violence situation that will leave me and my two cats homeless/living out of my car by the first. please please share! and if you’re able, donating would be so very appreciated!

https://t.co/NDDXxBFivy

[slime @sensitiveslime]

@tipsy_chat SJW8HB

[slime @sensitiveslime]

willing to expand on details if needed, and also selling a lot of my things such as my squishmallow collection, books, etc.

[slime @sensitiveslime]

Long story short, i am in the midst of a domestic violence situation that will leave me and my two cats homeless/living out of my car by the first. please please share! and if you’re able, donating would be so very appreciated!

https://t.co/NDDXxBFivy

[slime @sensitiveslime]

@kissinglesson medieval and modern torture methods

[slime @sensitiveslime]

@blairsocci these are beer battered fries

[Sam❤️ @Blessedkudi]

@PicturesFoIder

[slime @sensitiveslime]

@ericriveracooks feeling physically sick

[slime @sensitiveslime]

Dungeons and Daddies - I enjoyed every one of the 1,363 minutes I spent with you in 2023. Thank you. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/9IUIQ7Zw0D

[slime @sensitiveslime]

Giving thanks to Rainbow Kitten Surprise for all the music. This year I couldn't stop listening to It's Called: Freefall. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/Hv1DPhPidM

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

There’s no such thing as a good billionaire, there’s no way to ethically become a billionaire. Capitalism literally runs on the exploitation of people and their labor.

[Fara Kaufman @justfara]

So, I spoke to people getting food at a food bank and here are some things I learned from those in need:
1. Everyone donates Kraft Mac and Cheese in the box. They can rarely use it because it needs milk and butter which is hard to get from regular food banks.
2. Boxed milk is a treasure, as kids need it for cereal which they also get a lot of.
3. Everyone donates pasta sauce and spaghetti noodles.
4. They cannot eat all the awesome canned veggies and soup unless you put a can opener in too or buy pop tops.
5. Oil is a luxury but needed for Rice a-Roni which they also get a lot of.
6. Spices or salt and pepper would be a real Christmas gift.
7. Tea bags and coffee make them feel like you care.
8. Sugar and flour are treats.
9. They fawn over fresh produce donated by farmers and grocery stores.
10. Seeds are cool in Spring and Summer because growing can be easy for some.
11. They rarely get fresh meat.
12. Tuna and crackers make a good lunch.
13. Hamburger Helper goes nowhere without ground beef.
14. They get lots of peanut butter and jelly but usually not sandwich bread.
15. Butter or margarine is nice too.
16. Eggs are a real commodity.
17. Cake mix and frosting makes it possible to make a child’s birthday cake.
18. Dishwashing detergent is very expensive and is always appreciated.
19. Feminine hygiene products are a luxury and women will cry over that.
20. Everyone loves Stove Top Stuffing.

In all the years I have donated food at the Holidays, I bought what I thought they wanted, but have never asked. I am glad I did. If you are helping a Family this Christmas, maybe this can help you tailor it more. It does for me!

[hellon dude @allahliker]

im something of a student of maritime law and maritime disasters and if you’re wondering what is going on in the sub right now what i can assure you is, it’s cannibalism. it always goes there super fast in these situations

[slime @sensitiveslime]

@soren_iverson i would love this feature lmao

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

iPhone feature to lock if you don't brush your teeth

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

Spotify lock an artist if you listen to them too much

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

United feature to "duel" people for their seat

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

Google Maps blurs out unexplored areas of the map