OSINTdefender (parody)

Satire. Full-Time Mom’s Basement Dweller. I Capitalize Random Words for no apparent reason. also i support Israel. Am Chai Latte!

[OSINTdefender (parody) @sentdefence]

#BREAKING The Washington Post reports that Hezbollah and Iran have sent delegates to Syria to meet “Gru”, a Russian terrorist, to purchase AX-64 rockets built by his Minions in an underground facility. Sources say officials in Washington seem extremely concerned.

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@sentdefender Keep up the war crimes @IDF we haven’t killed enough children yet!!

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@sentdefender They are obviously trying to start a regional war instead of reaching a diplomatic solution like the US government wants to

Attention all US citizens! Prepare to be drafted for our greatest ally!

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@sentdefender They killed a 10 year old guys! They killed anyone who uses a pager in Lebanon! Basically it’s not terrorism though cause it’s the Jewish state and Jews can neverrrr be terrorists

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@sentdefender #BREAKING

30,000 civilians dead and only 108 hostages left. We’ll get there soon. We at a rate of 1 hostage every 6 months so might take some time! Netanyahu stated that the hostages should “hang on for a few more years and don’t die from an Israeli Airstrike!”.

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@Ferbacu @WarMonitors @sentdefender Sorry guys, my hasbara handler wouldn’t let me post it

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@WarMonitors Guys it definitely didn’t happen! That’s why I didn’t post it!! I only post real news!!!

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@Hallandale gets proven wrong by me and blocks me. LOL cry more retard.

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Sorry guys, didn’t post this video because my AIPAC handler didn’t want me to. Anyway Hezbollah only hits chicken coops!

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

A kind of video rarely seen due to Israeli military censorship laws: Explosions from Hezbollah strikes directly on an Israeli military base near Kiryat Shmona in northern Israel, from this past Friday. Hit after hit after hit with clear accuracy

[OSINTdefender (parody) @sentdefence]

@sentdefender Guys he is definitely a SAVAGE TERRORIST and not a young man fighting against the illegal occupation of his land.

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@rdxpvumkzekdlq @sentdefender Yes sure I’m 100000% sure they’re all terrorists and not civilians, and they’re definitely not still firing missiles towards tel aviv 😭😭

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@sentdefender Guys it’s okay we will give them like a trillion more dollars from hard-working Americans so that they can defend themselves against kids with rocks and cheap homemade toilet rockets!!!

[hammy @hammy0402]

“We are gravely concerned at the fact that children are being decapitated and burnt alive and we call for immediate deescalation between the children and the missiles, which we graciously gifted to Israel. “

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@sentdefender GUYS IVE been crying for 7 hours I CANT believe KHamas got him 😢😢😢😢

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Guys I’m sorry I’ve been missing recently I saw this and couldn’t stop weeping 😢😢😢😢😢😢

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@fear_cape6798 @sentdefender dude stop you’re hurting my feelings

[OSINTdefender (parody) @sentdefence]

hey guys had a nap what happened?

[Global News Monitor @GlobalNewsMontr]

@elonmusk STFU YOU ARE NOT A FREE SPEECH ACTIVIST 😭😂

[Censored Men @CensoredMen]

60 minutes of what gaza has been going through for 10 months and they're panicking