sentient squid

boycott calamari

[sentient squid @sentient_squid]

@mcmansionhell @HausMeredith Can I get a Seattle pls?

[Oliver Tree @Olivertree]

This is the official cover for “Ugly is Beautiful”. 50K retweets and I’ll give you an album release date.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Alright it's international giveaway time - Looking to make someone's quarantine time a little more fun!

Giving away this customized SNES Edition Nintendo Switch

Just RETWEET to enter and I'll pick a random winner in 24 hours.

Shoutout to @ColorWare for making this possible!

[sentient squid @sentient_squid]

@chmurph hey Murph I just wanted to say thanks for all the incredible stuff you and the gang had put out. I binged #naddpod and then #8bitbookclub and I just think y'all just fucking rule!

[sentient squid @sentient_squid]

I want more #infinitytrain

[sentient squid @sentient_squid]

@chmurph You're a good boy and I'm sorry Steve Jobs ghost is haunting your computer

[malelivingspace.txt @redditspaces]

To celebrate 50k people following this account for screenshots from my phone, I'm giving out a 100% legit digital copy of Animal Crossing New Horizons since it's what I have on hand. All followers who Like and RT this tweet will be entered in the giveaway, deadline is 3/19 6PM CT

[sentient squid @sentient_squid]

@RubberNinja Ross bless you this is cosmically perfect timing

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Yo @Wendys how many retweets to get you to oppose a war with Iran?

[sentient squid @sentient_squid]

@_wholesomegames @theladyvictoria @itchio @HollyConrad

[Oliver Tree @Olivertree]

25K RETWEETS AND I’LL DROP MY NEW MUSIC VIDEO!

[sentient squid @sentient_squid]

@FLoaBComic @AtNathanYaffe this reminded me of today's beans

[sentient squid @sentient_squid]

@ABC How would you change the campaign finance system to ensure politicians are less reliant on large donations, SuperPACs, and special interests?

[sentient squid @sentient_squid]

@JimmyWhetzel @JamesTurner_42 It'll be the crying 20's this time

[sentient squid @sentient_squid]

@EqualCitizensUS THANK YOU FOR THIS!!!

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@HollyConrad Jesus christ, the last one fucking killed me

[sentient squid @sentient_squid]

@FLoaBComic @haylington @DrawfeeShow @JuliaLepetit @AtNathanYaffe I think you spelled it right but creatively hid the "u" in the cursive trail of the "a". It's not wrong, it's art!

[sentient squid @sentient_squid]

@tomsegura @KillerMike @therealelp

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@tomsegura thanks for giving my gf and I tourettes

[sentient squid @sentient_squid]

@krisstraub I liked you on c team and followed accordingly!