Long John Bronze

Pansexual
Anti-Fascist
Lover Of Music, Writing, Fitness, Reading
They/Them
Trans Rights Are Human Rights
BLM
ACAB
Free Palestine

[Long John Bronze @sentientanvil]

Doubtful I’ll be on here much, if at all, going forward, but I am on Bluesky if you want to find me there.

@sentientanvil.bsky.social

[P* @filmzwanda]

saw someone say that “Superman is who you want to be, while Supergirl is who you actually are when life gets tough but you keep trying anyway” and i think that's really beautiful

[Long John Bronze @sentientanvil]

You are missed, Becky, Drew & Punk (though I totally understand why none of them are in a rush to return)

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

Big Bill, aka Big Cass is leaving AEW and rejoining WWE.

He is expected to be joined by Enzo Amore.

- @SeanRossSapp | @FightfulSelect

[Long John Bronze @sentientanvil]

@MattWalshBlog You’re so fucking stupid.

Birthright Citizenship has been a thing for over 150 years in this country. Literally nothing changed, they just (admittedly narrowly) stuck by what’s written in The Constitution.

Fuck you and fuck every racist bigot like you.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

It’s hilarious watching every ‘conservative’ influencer on this website pretend like everything just changed.

Meanwhile, all that happened is something stayed the same.

[bonny @tojiswetburrito]

the concept of becky lynch hitting the scuba emote next to spongebob

[SuplexInsider @SuplexInsider]

Next Monday in Chicago it will be Cody Rhodes vs Sami Zayn for the undisputed championship.

#WWERaw

[Long John Bronze @sentientanvil]

I just keep tabs on personal faves (Becky, Sami, Penta, NXT Women) and just kind of ignore pretty much everything else.

I think the last WWE show I saw the entirety of was Mania and before that, I think the last full one I saw was Evolution.

[Adikrit @laknightingale]

I don't know how you guys sit through a WWE main roster show.

[Long John Bronze @sentientanvil]

Considering Trump legit thought Vince McMahon died in that limo explosion, it doesn’t surprise me at all that someone in his administration still thinks wrestling is real.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Triple H did a NewsNation interview with [checks notes] RFK Jr. -- and RFK Jr. apparently thinks wrestling is real

"The great thing about WWE that's so inspiring is all of these guys have failed. Every one of them has lost fights."

[Long John Bronze @sentientanvil]

Disappointing seeing them happily take part in this

[Long John Bronze @sentientanvil]

Only ones here that actually surprise me are Byron & Rey.

[Cory of False Finish @Cory_Hays407]

Austin Theory, Charlotte Flair, Byron Saxton, Cody Rhodes, Rey Mysterio, Triple H, and Robert F Kennedy at the Boys and Girls Club Atlantic City today #WWERAW

[Long John Bronze @sentientanvil]

Becky MIA
Weird Choices Made Regarding King & Queen Of The Ring (Not Oba or Iyo’s fault)
Women’s IC Title Also MIA

But at least I have Ska King on top.

[Long John Bronze @sentientanvil]

Between that and Becky still being on vacation (honestly can’t blame her), RAW doesn’t really have anything for me on the road to SummerSlam (at least not yet).

Only thing I’ll check in on for SD is Sami’s reign.

[Long John Bronze @sentientanvil]

I was afraid the Women’s IC Title would just stop being a major priority once Becky & AJ weren’t involved with it anymore.

Unfortunately it seems like those fears were justified.

[SuplexInsider @SuplexInsider]

The one women’s match this evening is set to be….

Maxxine Dupri vs Raquel Rodriguez

#WWERaw

[Sami Zayn @SamiZayn]

We did it.

[Long John Bronze @sentientanvil]

I really liked it!

Not a typical “save the world” movie. More of a coming to terms with personal trauma movie.

[Long John Bronze @sentientanvil]

Okay, almost Supergirl time!

[Kevin @FightOwensFight]

I’ve missed a lot of things I wish I hadn’t in the last 15 months because of this injury but today is, by far, the one I wish I had been there for the most.

He has brought out the best in me as both an ally and a foe. That’s because he is THE best.

When you’re consistently that good for that long, you become undeniable.

Sami becoming WWE Champion was inevitable. He has deserved that moment for a very long time and I am so happy to see him finally get it.

Now enjoy these pictures of me annoying him at various stages of our careers. The last one is him putting on my sock in a hotel room in the middle of nowhere in Texas because I thought I had broken my back the night before and could not move. He had to help me put on my boxers too.

Look how happy he is…

Now tell me he doesn’t deserve to be champion! @SamiZayn

[Rebecca Quin @BeckyLynchWWE]

I was crying tears of joy then and I’m crying tears of joy now! So well deserved! Congratulations @SamiZayn!!

[𝙸𝙵𝙴𝙾𝙻𝚄𝚆𝙰 @Ifelovescedes]

This cleared and it’s not even close

[WWE @WWE]

"A lot of folks said I would NEVER win the WWE Championship"

You proved them ALL wrong, @samizayn! 🙌