Lizzie

confident and openly sinister (she/her)

[naman @deleuzesionaI]

shock collar that goes off every time i google MFA programs

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Adele sends her love and support to Megan Thee Stallion:

“I want to wish Meg Thee Stallion a very very Merry Merry Christmas. Do what you want now baby. Love you!

[big ceo @korysverse]

tory really going to jail like christmas really came early and santa took an elf with him

[Lizzie @sentientturd]

mentally preparing myself for sza’s new album like i’m about to embark on an ayahuasca retreat

[Lizzie @sentientturd]

forcing the straight men that want to have sex with me to listen to charli xcx is actually grassroots activism

[Lizzie @sentientturd]

getting exposed to covid so I get a free pass to sit in my room and watch laguna beach all day. that’s jazz baby.

[Lizzie @sentientturd]

he’s off the perc flabbergasted to see jesse palmer

[Lizzie @sentientturd]

holding my father hostage while he is painfully waiting to pass a kidney stone and forcing him to watch the bachelor in paradise finale

[Lizzie @sentientturd]

nice that twitters lettings us stick around to watch it all burn

[teryn @youngtiddy]

just got diagnosed with beer pounding disorder

[໊ @KHROMIEZ]

this cannot be real like omg

[Joe @thy3rdeye]

Every time I hit my second beer

[Lizzie @sentientturd]

she was so real for this

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

halloween is such a special holiday for bossy girlfriends and good sport boyfriends

[Lizzie @sentientturd]

every man i’ve let break my heart is built like this mf

[Dan @dannah__montana]

🥺❤️❤️ https://t.co/QPsNyTzvF1

[Lizzie @sentientturd]

if julia fox started a religious institution I absolutely would forfeit all of my assets to her and take up residence on a compound with her other followers