ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ

"ᴇᴜʀᴇᴋᴀ, ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ɪᴛ ɴᴏᴡ!"

{{a tf2 engie rp/parody acc, not associated with valve}}

[ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ @sentryis_down]

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[ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ @sentryis_down]

[ he shrugs. ]

"did i forget? or am i jus' too insterested in messin' with ya to care?"

[𝓜𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓾𝓻𝓼 @DerriereToiCher]

He rolls his eyes.

"You know you forgot about the cart, correct?"

[ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ @sentryis_down]

"pfft- i told ya' my job's a real workout! i'd wager my equipment adds on 'bout an extra 40 pounds on me."

[𝓜𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓾𝓻𝓼 @DerriereToiCher]

"HOW HEAVY IS THAT GEAR? GOOD GOD"

[ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ @sentryis_down]

"not me. that's the 'quipment i carry."

[ he slipped off his vest, and unclipped the holsters from his beltloops, setting them all aside. he was far, far lighter now- probably only around 140 pounds. ]

[𝓜𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓾𝓻𝓼 @DerriereToiCher]

"GOOD GOD YOU ARE HEAVY-"

He's coughing.

[ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ @sentryis_down]

"yet yer' still bony."

[ he replied, standing up and walking to him, pulling the knife out of his elbow. he then sat on his chest to insure that he wouldn't go anywhere, looking at the weapon. ]

[𝓜𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓾𝓻𝓼 @DerriereToiCher]

"And yet you're still short."

He snorted and put his cigarette case away.

[ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ @sentryis_down]

"it's a good workout, y'know. it makes me fitter than y'think. explains why i still whooped y' one when goin' easy on ya."

[ he chuckled under his breath. ]

[𝓜𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓾𝓻𝓼 @DerriereToiCher]

"At least I don't sweat myself to death building things that get so quickly destroyed."

Spy shakily pulls out his cigarette case and pulls a new one out.

[ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ @sentryis_down]

[ he completes his work on the dispenser, letting out a slight sigh of exhaustion and relief once his shoulder began to heal. ]

"now who's th' disgustin' one here? i'd say it's the fella that jus' spat on me."

[𝓜𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓾𝓻𝓼 @DerriereToiCher]

"Oh, cowboy please! Go fuck yourself."

He spits on Dell.

[ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ @sentryis_down]

"yer' funny. my metalbox here automatically turns any metallic object into scrap metal as soon as th' lid closes: i made it myself."

[ he laughed, although the laugh was forced and filled with pain. ]

"sorry, par'ner, cause yer' little devices are now a part of my dispenser."

[𝓜𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓾𝓻𝓼 @DerriereToiCher]

"What are you doing 'partner'?"

Spy snorted and looked towards Dell's toolbox.

"A box? You really aren't the brightest, non?"

[ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ @sentryis_down]

+
[ he then used the remainder of his metal supply to construct himself a dispenser, swinging his wrench with his unharmed arm. ]

[ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ @sentryis_down]

[ he then kicked him in the ribs, then tore the knife out of own shoulder, bringing it down plunged it into spy's elbow, leaving it there. he then felt around spy's suit-pockets, finding his sapper and cloaking device. he took the tools away, locking them in his metalbox. ]

[𝓜𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓾𝓻𝓼 @DerriereToiCher]

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Spy rolls over in pain and curses in French.

[ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ @sentryis_down]

[ he roars in pain, leaving the knife in his shoulder to keep the wound blocked, then throws the spy to the ground, stomping on his wrists and twisting his boot to break them. ]

[𝓜𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓾𝓻𝓼 @DerriereToiCher]

"AT LEAST I DON'T WANT TO SHOOT EVERYTHING THAT MOVES-"

*And with that Spy pulls out his butterfly knife and stabs Dell's shoulder*

[ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ @sentryis_down]

@SkylerThePyro {{ababsbsbsbs

[ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ @sentryis_down]

"yeah? 'n' i hate people that're impolite. i oughta teach ya' some manners, chainsmoker."

[ he pulled the taller man closer to him, growling out each word. ]

[𝓜𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓾𝓻𝓼 @DerriereToiCher]

"AHHH MON DIEU! S’IL VOUS PLAÎT FAITES PREUVE DE MISÉRICORDE!"

Spy was squirming in Dell's grip while grunting in pain.

"I HATE YOU AMERICANS"

[ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ @sentryis_down]

@SkylerThePyro {{ shh, don't worry, it's just the past >:]

[ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ @sentryis_down]

[ he drove the razor-sharp spurs of his boots into the spy's ankles, feeling the metal tear into his tendons. ]

[ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ @sentryis_down]

[ and with that maneuver, dell grabbed his collar with his gunslinger instead, locking his fingers into a strong grip. ]

"i ain't sensitive... you just done 'n' incurred my blind, wild rage... 'n' now i'm gonna put you in yer' place, boy."

[𝓜𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓾𝓻𝓼 @DerriereToiCher]

🥖 BET-

"What's the matter partner? Sensitive?"

He snorted and removed Dell's hand from his tie.

[ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ @sentryis_down]

"i ain't drunk, 'n' i heard ya' loud 'n' clear, frenchie. you said i disgust you? /i/ disgust /you/? ain't that what y'said, you snake?"

[ he grabbed the tie, pulling him close. ]

{{ pretending this is still back when spy was blu, so like a decent amount in the past }}

[𝓜𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓾𝓻𝓼 @DerriereToiCher]

"Are you drunk cowboy?"

Spy frowned and bent over to be eye to eye with Dell

[𝓜𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓾𝓻𝓼 @DerriereToiCher]

@KlNGKANGAROO @sentryis_down

[ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ @sentryis_down]

{{ don't mind me using this for an enemies to lovers thing- }}

"oh yeah, y'think so? next time y' say it, i'll show y'somethin' disgustin'. i ain't 'fraid to rip out that cold lil' heart 'f yers, 'yer majesty'."

[𝓜𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓾𝓻𝓼 @DerriereToiCher]

You disgust me.

[ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ @sentryis_down]

@DerriereToiCher "at least it was quick 'n' easy."

[ he replied with a glance up at him, a smile tugging up at the corner of his mouth. ]

[ᴅᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴀɢʜᴇʀ @sentryis_down]

@DerriereToiCher "dam' right yer' jokin', cause i've shown you how mean i can be with a shotgun..."