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Hey all, we noticed that there are no Facebook groups for #SEO jokes or memes. Like, none at all. Surely we're not all THAT boring? Well, we decided to created our own:
https://t.co/9wHoL9zQd3

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@CarrieRosePR I'd have rather invested in Google stock

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Linkbait idea!

Propose a gender neutral rule change to chess, where the King and Queen have equal status. Set up a https://t.co/Pl5i9XIv5e petition and see how easily triggered news websites are.

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When you @screamingfrog an ecommerce site with JavaScript rendering

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It has come to our attention that the checkout has not been working for some items. Shame on us. This has been fixed now, so please buy one of our t-shirts.

https://t.co/HwdmruW1px

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@lilyraynyc I often joke about people doing this. I was shocked when I saw how widespread the practice was.

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Core Algo and Foo Fighters posting #seo #meme

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Link: https://t.co/F5brzO1GoH

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Google have are currently testing carousel rich snippets for products, hotels, restaurants and events. I'm sure I can trust all you SEOs to not abuse the ***k out of this? Right? (link in comments)

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@lilyraynyc I suspect a decent percentage of "SEO specialists" who speak at these types of events have never done SEO.

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Just had one of my LinkedIn posts liked by Danny Sullivan. No, not that Danny Sullivan.

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@googlehonesty With such valuable insights as "EEAT isn't a ranking factor, but we rank sites with good EEAT higher"

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@lilyraynyc I usually find "seo expert" is an instant delete

[David Gossage @dgossage1983]

**Website analysis**

After reviewing the 2023 UK Losers report from @sistrix, I wanted to do a bit more of a deep dive into where it all went wrong for @Wiggle_Sport. Check out my analysis here:
https://t.co/CVb4QWIlew

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When people talk about keyword density #seo #meme

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Been seeing a lot of arguments today about AI vs human writers. Also seing even more people bragging about bulk spamming websites with ranking AI content.

Getting a bit boring tbh.

[David Gossage @dgossage1983]

Custom extractions are one of the most powerful features of @screamingfrog but can be scary. Lucklily I'm giving a talk to help anyone learn Xpath and extract info from your web pages in bulk.

Come and see me at #brightonseo on 25th April for my beginner friendly talk.

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@googlesearchc @googlehonesty

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Just @googlesearchc here, making a joke about not using AI their article in the same week they're rumored to be laying off 1000s of staff due to AI. Classy stuff Google.

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@JohnMu All links are nofollow? That's hater behaviour John

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@JohnMu Check out our Facebook group for loads more (I heard John is a member under a false name)

https://t.co/O3IVwwlsjy