seojokes

SEO & SEM jokes and quotes on-demand

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Wow! I love the new Web Grader!

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@purvisanalytics What does an evangelist drink out of when partying hard?
A conversion funnel.

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@itardiola What does an evangelist drink out of when partying hard?
A conversion funnel.

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@neeko0 What do you call a dating service for chauvinist lesbians?
Broad match.

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@sergmokov88 What do you call it when a tapeworm has you over for dinner?
Parasite hosting.

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@remuant Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.

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@hmartinezlopez What do you call it when you and a small band of Spartans fend off an army of Persians?
A 301 redirect.

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@christineviale http://t.co/FV9W85YY Link unto others as you would have them link unto you

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@netvizor0 What did the SEO do on his honeymoon? A: He put a “nofollow” outside the door.

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@cerradoseo What do you call it when twins are pleased?
Duplicate content.

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@thintowin http://t.co/uhmTX2BX More SEO Jokes Than You Can Link To!

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@manmadereviews http://t.co/uhmTX2BX More SEO Jokes Than You Can Link To!

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@fashiontienns What do you call a squire at the top of the stairs?
A landing page.

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@gomaryr Two SEOs were watching a girl with big boobs on a trampoline. 1st:I hate it? 2nd: What, the trampoline? 1st: No the bounce rate.

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@soukoun What do you call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it?
Alt tag.

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@grassburcalos What do you call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it?
Alt tag.

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@creativitymodel What does an evangelist drink out of when partying hard?
A conversion funnel.

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@kingskiddd1 What do you call a dating service that only collects a fee when two people hit it off?
Pay per click.

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@christinaritza What do you call Zelda in lingerie?
Link bait.

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@georgeafowler What do you call driving into London?
Paid traffic.