Seoulomite

Brainfarts and non sequiturs from my boyfriend, Seoulomite (rhymes with Dolemite).

[Seoulomite @seoulomite]

This is like some action movie where Nic Cage has a mental breakdown before he saves the day.

#TwitterDown #TwitterTakeover #ElonIsDestroyingTwitter #ElonMuskIsATroll #ElonMusk #ElonMuskIsaGiantTurd @elonmusk

[Seoulomite @seoulomite]

A slap during the Oscars is not the act of a friend.

#WillSmithAssault #willsmithchrisrock #willsmithbanned #willsmithoscars #WillAndChris #WillSmithAndChrisRock #willsmithmeme #Oscars #TheGodfather #TheGodfather50

[Seoulomite @seoulomite]

Had to.

#WillSmith #WillAndChris #WillAndChris #WillSmithAssault #willsmithslap #willsmithmeme #WillSmithMemes #willsmithchrisrock #ChrisRock #Oscar #Oscars #Oscars2022 #PursuitOfHappiness

[Seoulomite @seoulomite]

Only #LindseyGraham could make “Fiddle Faddle” sound pornographic.

#ladyG #Ladybugs

https://t.co/sOCOImRALO

[Seoulomite @seoulomite]

#Boris looks like a Nazi dump truck.

#BorisJohnson #BorisJohnsonResign #BorisJohnsonOut #BorisBirthdayBash #BorisTheLiar #BorisMustGo #BorisJohnsonMustGo #BorisResign #BorisOut

[Seoulomite @seoulomite]

#BorisJohnson looks like an overused, crunchy cock sock.

#BorisResign #BorisMustGo #BorisTheLiar #BorisJohnsonResign #BorisPartyLockdownTunes #BorisOut #BorisJohnsonOut

[Seoulomite @seoulomite]

#BorisJohnson looks like what would happen if cotton candy* tasted like a urinal cake.

*Aka “candy floss.”

#BorisJohnsonOut #BorisJohnsonResign #BorisJohnsonMustGo #BorisOut #BorisResign #BorisTheLiar

[Seoulomite @seoulomite]

Coming soon to Netflix.

#Ghislaine #GhislaineMaxwell #GhislaineMaxwellTrial #GhislaineMaxwellGuilty

[Seoulomite @seoulomite]

Who was her defense attorney, Rudy Giuliani?

#ghislanemaxwell #Ghislaine #GhislaineMaxwellGuilty #GUILTY

https://t.co/TxDLQ5xWrS

[Seoulomite @seoulomite]

YOU MANIACS!

#BernieSanders #berniesmittens #PlanetOfTheApes
@WD_Chang

[Seoulomite @seoulomite]

#BernieSanders has decided to be godfather to Connie’s baby, and then he’ll meet with Don Barzini and Tattaglia — all the heads of the Five Families.

#berniesmittens #TheGodfather @WD_Chang

[Seoulomite @seoulomite]

Funny how? Funny like a clown? #BernieSanders makes you laugh?

#berniesmittens #Goodfellas @WD_Chang

[Seoulomite @seoulomite]

Twump is your fwiend.

#RodBlagojevich #Blagojevich #TrumpNotFitForOffice #TrumpIsAnIdiot #PARDON #pardons #pardontheswamp #MontyPython #lifeofbrian @montypython #biggusdickus

[Seoulomite @seoulomite]

Cannoli make @Mike_Pence nervous because of the cream filling.

#pence #MikePence

[Seoulomite @seoulomite]

Isn’t “bone spur” what Melania calls @realDonaldTrump’s vestigial tail?

#CadetBoneSpurs #BoneSpurs #bonespursknucklehead #TrumpImpeachment #TrumpIsALaughingStock #TrumpsWarOfMassDistraction #TrumpIsAWarCriminal

[Seoulomite @seoulomite]

Eight crazy nights.

#RudyIsAnAntisemite #Giuliani #rudy #Jewliani #soros @RudyGiuliani

[Seoulomite @seoulomite]

A conversation between two #parrot owners:

“By the way, is that shit in your hair?”

“Yeah.”

#bird #birds #birdlovers #birb #birbs #parrots #pet #pets #petbirds #petparrots

[Seoulomite @seoulomite]

I’m not saying @Mike_Pence is pathetic, but his dick told his hand, “We should see other palms.”

[Seoulomite @seoulomite]

Do you think the country would be better if the doctor had thrown away @realDonaldTrump and kept the foreskin?

@WhiteHouse #TrumpImpeachment #TrumpSwamp #trumpbooedagain #TrumpTheDump #trumpIsACorruptLiar #TrumpIsADisgrace

[Seoulomite @seoulomite]

Maybe @Mike_Pence will cheer up once he gets his Harry & David Butt-Plug-of-the-Month subscription for Christmas.

@VP #pence #mikepence #Christmas #christmasgifts #Christmas2019 #buttplug #sextoys