Seoyourboat

She/Her

[Seoyourboat @seowillins]

One time in the pharmacy I asked an old woman had she any allergies and she said “yes, men”

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

apple pay should cancel the transaction if i look sad during the face ID part

[6len ʚїɞ @6len0022]

i want a rich hardworking husband so i can run a bakery that loses $40K a month

[Lily 🏳️‍⚧️🪷 @lilymoder]

what jobs can a girl get that requires 0 skill 0 effort 0 experience and pays a billion trillion dollars an hour

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

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[Seoyourboat @seowillins]

Wasps are assholes. I saved one from drowning in the pool on holidays and it stung me and flew off.

[Seoyourboat @seowillins]

Sorry I can’t come into work today my dog looks sad

[Seoyourboat @seowillins]

I’m jealous of the bugs that get to see Taylor swift for free :(

[Seoyourboat @seowillins]

Every girls graduation post this year better be captioned … “This Barbie is a *insert degree title* or I’m gonna be disappointed

[Seoyourboat @seowillins]

I love how flies do that mischievous little hand rub before they take off. Like what are you up to little guy ?

[Seoyourboat @seowillins]

Timeless is such a classic old Taylor song I am in love

[Seoyourboat @seowillins]

Ticketmaster need to stop changing around the ticket sale dates cause I’ve asked my boss to change my day off like three times now

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

EXCUSE ME HI I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY 🙋‍♀️ I can’t wait to see so many of you on The Eras Tour next year at these new international dates! Visit https://t.co/EYBevxhQzH for more information on your registrations, pre-sales and on-sales!!

[Seoyourboat @seowillins]

@CormacSketches I have removed myself from bed only once to eat a bread roll.

[Seoyourboat @seowillins]

Huge market for pet gift shops in airports. They can make owners feel guilty for leaving their baby and buy lots of presents. (Market = me)

[Seoyourboat @seowillins]

Me when @taylornation13 didn’t announce speak now today

[Seoyourboat @seowillins]

I’m 24 years old and this morning I repositioned my Teddy’s in the bed before I went to work because they looked uncomfortable

[Seoyourboat @seowillins]

Wore makeup to work for like the first time and a regular customer asked me was I new 😭😭😭