sam says FUCK ICE

and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here. they/she | 🇰🇷🏳️‍🌈

[sam says FUCK ICE @seoyoff]

i just found out i got kicked out of pre-k because i wouldnt shut the fuck up

[sam says FUCK ICE @seoyoff]

god i wish i smoked... what else do i have a fucking balcony for

[sam says FUCK ICE @seoyoff]

had a dream that i gave birth and went to the leanna firestone concert where the surprise song was 'the rapture' #whatdatmean

[ali ! 🏳️‍⚧️ @shadowoftheali]

like there is no functional difference between laughing at 67 because you think someone saying it is funny or because you think the idea of finding it funny is funny. does that make sense?

[sam says FUCK ICE @seoyoff]

it was holy revival btw

[maisie peters 💐 @maisiehpeters]

surprise song tonight is gonna cause some upset on the timeline i do believe

[sam says FUCK ICE @seoyoff]

@maisiehpeters when are you coming out 🤲

[sam says FUCK ICE @seoyoff]

@maisiehpeters do you know that abby lee miller is currently having a talk at the oxford union

[sam says FUCK ICE @seoyoff]

@eatingchoc_kake genuinely :(

[sam says FUCK ICE @seoyoff]

there wasn't even a queue

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genuinely the only reason i got hayley williams tickets today was bc i checked her instagram 48 seconds after she posted the announcement for the second NY date

[sam says FUCK ICE @seoyoff]

democracy is good actually i just feel like being a bitch

[sam says FUCK ICE @seoyoff]

the ability to make genius annotations need to be applications based because what do you mean your "analysis" is just rewording the lyric

[charlotte gets carried away 🪩🌷🍊 @mirrorballmais]

“but they’ll come back, they always do, to the kingmaker”

[sam says FUCK ICE @seoyoff]

@dontg0dark hats off for your hard work!

[sam says FUCK ICE @seoyoff]

THIS SONG IS FULL OF ONE DIRECTION GOODNESS THANK YOU LEANNA FIRESTONE FOR YET ANOTHER BANGER

[sam says FUCK ICE @seoyoff]

hey siri, how does one deal with the paralyzing fear that you cannot protect your hypothetical (non-existent) children from harm?

[sam says FUCK ICE @seoyoff]

@ayumemis i've blocked people on venmo before lol

[sam says FUCK ICE @seoyoff]

in my (PRIVATE, ACADEMIC) paper about taylor swift, i cited a bunch of tweets as evidence, which means i had to cite "slutswiftie" and turn it into my professor LMFAOOO

[sam says FUCK ICE @seoyoff]

@maisiehpeters see you in oxford!!!!!!!

[sam says FUCK ICE @seoyoff]

@KatolovesComics @kenziesversion same!