Gunther

eternal amateur

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@CannibalSerb no, you're probably thinking of the annoying old party men

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@gaurab_g @ihaveneckpain @DARiiKOZ O.K.

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@CannibalSerb

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@CannibalSerb Z A M N

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@ssbThalia have you tried climbing industrial shelving yet

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Found out Company of Heroes 3 is a thing just today from an e-mail. It was sitting in my inbox for over two weeks. Fittingly, about its map editor. I was going to put aside money for it - it's Italy and North Africa!... but the Italians aren't even a faction. Bleh. Don't dig that

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@CannibalSerb if she knows of your username maybe she meant to call you a stratiot?

https://t.co/jfRL9RJxkm

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@GuexYoshiSSBM I pick the biggest shit-post, or else I don't pick at all

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goddamn RUBBER TIRE SQUEALIN COYOTES

doing some Mongolian throat singing right outside the window at 2am

howlin and shit and rubber ass

stfu

too early for christmas carols at my window stfu

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@ssbThalia WOW I FEEL THAT

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Made a motivational poster for spawning salmon😌

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love it when the rain air comes wafting in the window and rolls over the bed. Feels like what I imagine people feel when they put kiwis on their eyes, except everywhere! But seriously, this drought shit can piss off. I need this when I'm not at work or SLEEPIN!!!!!!(asleep rn)!!!

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@HailHydra71 that's what they all say

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spiders will never take over the world because they spend all day hanging upside-down, and as a result all the blood goes straight to their foolish heads. Alexander the Great stood right-side-up for a REASON

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@Straw_Matt_ buca di bepo is an Italian style https://t.co/aHpuESynGV

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@HailHydra71 I'm about to release a secret of my own right now: I don't believe a word outta your mouth. I've done my Einstein research. Some might even call me an Einsteinologist

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@HailHydra71 I spied on that man his whole life in order to write an exposé about his ultra-scandalous favorite salad dressing. If he gave upside-down lectures, I would know about it!!!!!!

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@HailHydra71 If that was true, Albert Einstein would have hosted upside-down lectures. And yet, for all his eccentricities, he did not