Allen Joseph

I'm on my seventeenth year of puberty, please still bear with me.

[Allen Joseph @sephyseph]

Boneless chicken thighs are humanity’s second greatest invention next to the internet.

[Allen Joseph @sephyseph]

Pag natatae ka na at walang malapit na cr, don’t worry - igits better.

[Allen Joseph @sephyseph]

If you're looking for a new neighborhood, I suggest checking the senatorial election results for the barangay, city, or town. If Heidi ranks higher than Bato, it may indicate a more informed community, and consequently, a more agreeable area.

[Allen Joseph @sephyseph]

Miz Gloria Diaz’s comment might cost PS the senatorial post. 🔥
People will be reminded how absent a father he is.

[Allen Joseph @sephyseph]

Pag nagshare ka ng human rights sa mga napagkaitan, hindi naman mababawasan yung human rights mo.

[Allen Joseph @sephyseph]

Daming holidays next month, bakit pa tayo mage-April?!

[Allen Joseph @sephyseph]

Bakit naman kasi inalarma si Elsa sa dulo?!

[Allen Joseph @sephyseph]

"bulok ang ugali", ang ganda

[miss scor @scorsaguin]

pagod na ako sa ganitong rhetoric.
oo na hindi sila bobo, mga bulok lang ang ugali.

[Allen Joseph @sephyseph]

@charissalooove Hirap i-digest pero martyr talaga ang magpakabuti huhuhu pero minsan kailangan

[Allen Joseph @sephyseph]

Recent realizations, hindi na incentivized and pagiging proactive.

Good work is rewarded with more work. Uprightness is rewarded with higher expectations.

Our fast-paced world is increasingly short-sighted.

[Allen Joseph @sephyseph]

uuwi na sana pero teka muna coz she have it sissy

[Allen Joseph @sephyseph]

"Everything is fleeting" is such a comforting phrase, especially to my neurodivergent self.

[Allen Joseph @sephyseph]

Buong week na ako nagmo-monologue randomly ng Versex soundbites.

[Allen Joseph @sephyseph]

🎵 mahal kita hanggang mamatay, hanggang sa mamatay 🎵

[Allen Joseph @sephyseph]

Is Karen Davila doing an exposé disguised as a vlog? That is low-key ✨️ c*unt ✨️! #serve

[Allen Joseph @sephyseph]

🎵 I'm working late 'cause I took Adderall 🎵

[Allen Joseph @sephyseph]

Can Sparks Camp be filmed entirely in a fully-airconditioned hotel ballroom? The Gays™️ are usually team players, but when they start to sweat - it brings out the worst in them.

[Allen Joseph @sephyseph]

It truly makes a difference when someone isn't burdened by personal distractions or the immediate pressure of needing a paycheck or taking advantage of benefits. Their focus is entirely on making a positive contribution.

[Allen Joseph @sephyseph]

This is sad, but the best people I've worked with are people who don't necessarily need the money.

[Allen Joseph @sephyseph]

They are working to show how good they are and consistently seek opportunities to benefit the organization.