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Due to concerns over public health and sanitation in Stanford, California (proximity to tech bros), the stanford encyclopedia of philosophy will relocate to Canada for the foreseeable future.

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@philosophysux @soysabil he told me personally

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nothing comes from nothing

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being is all there is

[garshmo @garshmo]

I can give myself a fever using only a thought

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@moonpetal76 Maimonides

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@_valerix apple

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roses are red
violets are blue
you are no more important
than a leaf or a shoe

for God is the whole
and the whole is the law

the tyrant, the slave
the hunter, the prey
all modes of one substance
in nature's array
all driven by conatus
to endure and to stay

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@LatFilosof everything is changing all the time

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Our entry on evolution has been revised. you could say it has evolved. Go check it out! https://t.co/7DA149gtg7

[wally b kleeposting @kleeposting]

Kant was literally queer (asexual) and a person of color (eastern European) but ok

[John ♰☭️ @hoosier_cs]

Why do they call it a Renaissance Fair when it's just D&D Tolkien Fantasy slop. Where are the Petrarchan Sonnets. Where are the Hussites. Show me the Hussites.

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Academics should not read for pleasure. Do heart surgeons operate for pleasure? Do engineers build rockets? Reading is an arduous calling, not a hobby

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@morallawwithin guy who would kill for his wife but can’t wash the dishes

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they beat me if i don’t tweet

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i’m not even getting paid for this, they’re exploiting me

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@WeirdMedieval Groom of the Stool

[m @yowot_]

as my final act of failure i'll do masters

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

It's an aporia bro. It's literally a lacuna. It's an antinomy. It's literally irreducible to any metalanguage. It's ineffable bro. It's literally an impasse for Enlightenment thought

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being placed on hold in every possible universe