Septagon Summoner

today, septagons will be summoned. tomorrow? well… who knows what the future holds.

[Septagon Summoner @septagonsummon]

great. just great. went to the horse magnifying convention and got magnified. just more bad news as usual.

[Septagon Summoner @septagonsummon]

sometimes i like to put septagons in the horseshoes. just to give myself a little sep in my step. you know?

[Septagon Summoner @septagonsummon]

Congrats to Spain for winning the world cup and all that but, when are they going to perform their winning live? i thought they were just delaying it but i can’t find anything about when it is? Does anyone know?

[Septagon Summoner @septagonsummon]

TW: APRIL FOOLS, PRANK, JOKE

today i will summon…. a circle!

hey everyone just wanted to let you all know that that was, a little joke. i will still be summoning septagons, so please don’t crash my stock price please don’t do that please ineed this pleasepleasepleasepl

[Septagon Summoner @septagonsummon]

@WaltzOfShadow this is good information thank you

[Septagon Summoner @septagonsummon]

recently i’ve been trying to pass as human when i’m out and about, like i’m just trying to eat i don’t need people coming up to me asking about my racing career right? but wow. tucking is so uncomfortable. my ears hurt!!! how do yall do it!!!

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@TickezoChan believe you me i have been trying

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if you remove the s from septagon you get eptagon. much to consider.

[Septagon Summoner @septagonsummon]

@Longest_Caravan even

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@electrouma 😧

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what if instead of all i want for christmas is you the song was like all i want for Christmas is septagons wouldn’t that be #lit

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what has this academy come to. “my septagon ate my homework” despite being TRUE!! isn’t enough to get it excused?? i don’t know how much longer i can take this. why do i have to put up with this anyway like im not at tracen for a MATH degree. terrible.

[Septagon Summoner @septagonsummon]

cannot stand bikers like gtfo the uma lane!! that’s not for you!! if i run into you it will kill us both!! and don’t even get me STARTED on electric scooters…

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recently some allegations have been levied against me and i just want to say that they are NOT true. septagons are alive it is NOT littering if i leave them on academy grounds and forget about them. i’m not paying the fine leave me alone

[Septagon Summoner @septagonsummon]

the mob dorm recently added a ball pit, for recreational purposes to improve everyone’s mood. this is, a good effort. however, spheres are so 2024. get ready mob community… i’ve got something cooking up for you.

[Septagon Summoner @septagonsummon]

not enough people have been talking about septagons recently. this needs to change. #7gontwt unite. we can fix this.

[Septagon Summoner @septagonsummon]

what if there was a game where the races were turned into girls and you had to like raise their stats to make them bigger, attract racers and spectators, and turn them into g1s. each race would be a girl. and then special week would be like: wow that derby is so pretty

[Septagon Summoner @septagonsummon]

happy international lesbian day to all my fellow umas!

now some of you might be asking, “septagon summoner, lesbian day was like a month ago. why are you posting about it today?” this is because at tracen academy, every day is lesbian day.

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@CantImaginLosin what

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