Michael

pretty good wiener on the guy ngl

[Michael @septicfield]

Cute name for boys or girls: linoleum

[Michael @septicfield]

The cow is fat, time to slaughter.

[Michael @septicfield]

Is 27 too old to be classified as a boy genius?

[Michael @septicfield]

What if James and his giant peach linked up with Charlie and his questionably acquired chocolate factory. Think of the shenanigans, think of the life lessons we could’ve gleaned. But they stayed in their own lanes, and that’s hustle motivation

[Michael @septicfield]

Woke up feeling incredibly grateful that Charlie and his geezer left their stolen candies behind before exiting the chocolate factory. Where would we be if not for that flash of humility? What would’ve happened to us?

[Michael @septicfield]

These clouds remind me of bionicles

[Michael @septicfield]

Androgynously Wack: unironically getting in a little pose when getting your picture taken

[Michael @septicfield]

Close your eyes and get transported peach boy

[Michael @septicfield]

Usually within reason

[Michael @septicfield]

Are all planets just mostly magma

[Michael @septicfield]

Somewhere between broke and bein free

[Michael @septicfield]

Man I don’t know what the hell you’re sayin but I like the way you say it

[Michael @septicfield]

Really technical stuff, lots of jargon, wouldn’t expect you to understand

[Michael @septicfield]

NOBODY frolics like I do

[Michael @septicfield]

Wildlife on my feet every day of the week

[Michael @septicfield]

Jump over the hood of the jaguar
Like a jaguar

[Michael @septicfield]

What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness?

[Michael @septicfield]

I don’t love to work but I will provide

[Michael @septicfield]

It almost seems like everywhere you go there’s rocks. They flood my dreams. They clog the voids of the workings of my mind