The Sequester

Slash! Burn! Cut!

[The Sequester @sequesteriffic]

@SequesterMiles @millelephants @garynew59 No problem. SLASH!

[The Sequester @sequesteriffic]

This is great news! Recessions create recoveries! "MT @HuffPostBiz: A new recession has already begun, http://t.co/ZAtEbBm0hA"

[The Sequester @sequesteriffic]

Now that we have the sequestration done, it's time to talk about the budget. Here's what I suggest; reduce each line item to $1.73.

[The Sequester @sequesteriffic]

You know what we should sequester? The Department of Justice and the courts. Guilty people don't deserve a trial. Just lock them up.

[The Sequester @sequesteriffic]

The #DJIA is at a record high while we're cutting lunch for poor kids. 'Cos kids should learn to work for their food. Like investors do.

[The Sequester @sequesteriffic]

Once the government is shut down, we can be ruled over by the invisible hand like nature intended. Survival of the richest!

[The Sequester @sequesteriffic]

The #sequester is great, but we need to get some real cuts going on. Let's see if we can shut down the government for good this time.

[The Sequester @sequesteriffic]

This is great news. Tax cheats are the very engine of the economy! #Sequester http://t.co/Ex7wd6K7Yy @OccupyWallStNYC

[The Sequester @sequesteriffic]

The #POTUS keeps babbling about air traffic delays like people don't love drinking in airport bars. #Sequester

[The Sequester @sequesteriffic]

I'm looking forward to the Head Start cuts most of all. Those little kids need to pull themselves up by their bootie straps #sequester

[The Sequester @sequesteriffic]

We need job killing budget cuts more than we need jobs. Jobs are for suckers anyway. Freeloaders think we owe 'em a job. Hah.

[The Sequester @sequesteriffic]

“@brycecovert: RT @ClaraJeffery: 12 ways the sequester will screw the poor: http://t.co/NHYBtcrsBE” HORRAY! SLASH! BURN! #AmericaSux

[The Sequester @sequesteriffic]

"@BarackObama: The sequester uses a meat-cleaver approach to gut critical investments" We need more of a Machete approach! Hack, slash!

[The Sequester @sequesteriffic]

Article from @sullydish says the public is dumb. Maybe we are, but we're consistent at least. CUT! BURN! http://t.co/Fjk2LtP4W6

[The Sequester @sequesteriffic]

“@Slate: Bernanke says the sequester will shave up to a full point off of this year's GDP: http://t.co/PyRPpR5Kgw” GOOD! THE GDP IS A FARCE!

[The Sequester @sequesteriffic]

Polls show that Americans don't understand the sequestration and aren't paying attention: Now's our chance to really gut the government!

[The Sequester @sequesteriffic]

The elderly who rely on Meals on Wheels are goldbricking. Cut 'em! http://t.co/uaPwwJRYew

[The Sequester @sequesteriffic]

All this bloated government spending is rot. Cut it! http://t.co/d06beZSdZj