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@SEPTAPHILLY is anything happening with the B right now? Been waiting for 15 minutes for a northbound train and 4 southbound trains have come through in that time

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@Tperlzy Yeah :((

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I only know how to buy a tie in the 'going to the Macy's in the mall with my brother in 2008 to get a tie for his band concert' kind of way

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Oatmeal raisin cookies would get more love if they just rebranded as breakfast bars

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I love when bus drivers hang out their windows mid route to have a quick chat

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But luckily, Philadelphia is also a city with a Macy's. Can't hold down a Gap, but at least I'll get my spread of 10 different purple ties for my perusal

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As a graphics professional, you simply have to match the colors in person

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Being sick is just rotating between different couch cushions for some variety and then wondering why your neck hurts

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Feeling robbed of my potential middle name substitute for El-[insert girl name here] since my brother had to go and name his baby Ellis!

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Pro baseball games are an interesting place for the burgeoning transmasc. Lots of masculinity to imbibe but pretty much none you want to take on

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Glad to learn I was always in training to be an emotional boy

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In search of songs that are good to sing with my little T voice and play on guitar, I revisited the indulgent splendor of dashboard confessional and teenage dirtbag

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@Tperlzy This is the most condescending smoothie email ever. Esp since you were complaining they were too sweet!!

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10 min walk from two rail lines but apparently no one thought I needed a sidewalk to access gender affirming care today!

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Friend's aunt asked me at dinner if I was from Provincetown bc I just look that gay apparently

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Just saw a sweatshirt for a Breeder's Cup. Glad to see someone acknowledging that straightness is a tournament

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Drone children need a new hobby

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Simply thrilled about NJ State Parks' ban on flying drones over parkland

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Glad Olivia Rodrigo is finally speaking truth to the tryanny of 'it gets better'

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I do think it's actually transphobic that a company views its health insurance plan as successful if it's spending less on people's health care

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I've started reporting emails that I view as low key transphobic but probably are not targeted at me