Ser Boros Blount

A member of the Kingsguard (removed for a while thanks to Queen's PMS), Prince Tommen's food taster =X

[Ser Boros Blount @Ser_Boros]

@SerMerynMuscles They really shouldn't let halfwits join the Kingsguard.

[Ser Boros Blount @Ser_Boros]

@GameOfRos Yes... *shifts uncomfortably*

[Ser Boros Blount @Ser_Boros]

#DescribeYourCrushInOneWord Ros #wat

[Ser Boros Blount @Ser_Boros]

@SerMerynMuscles You don't know how to keep a secret, do you? >.> @SuddenlySandor

[Ser Boros Blount @Ser_Boros]

#HowToPissOffAFemale Surrender without a fight when attackted by the Imp's men while escorting Prince Tommen. #TrueStoryBro

[Ser Boros Blount @Ser_Boros]

@SerMerynMuscles No, I meant Jon Connighton. #obivously

[Ser Boros Blount @Ser_Boros]

@Sery_Arthur ;___; @Ser_Darkstar @SerMerynMuscles @Ser_Jaime @Ser_Arys @HowlandReed

[Ser Boros Blount @Ser_Boros]

#WhatILearntInTheKingsguard Some knights should not be allowed to get near little children. #cough @SerMerynMuscles

[Ser Boros Blount @Ser_Boros]

#ImReallyGoodAt Fighting and swordplay. Yeah, sure, why not make me a food taster?

[Ser Boros Blount @Ser_Boros]

@SerMerynMuscles You can still kick @PrinceTommen's kittens.

[Ser Boros Blount @Ser_Boros]

I hope that the cook in the Red Keep gets herpes.

[Ser Boros Blount @Ser_Boros]

@SerMerynMuscles Stop sending me drunk ravens with dirty poetry signed as Gregor Clegane. That's not funny.

[Ser Boros Blount @Ser_Boros]

They call me 'Boros the Belly'. How very original and thoughtful.

[Ser Boros Blount @Ser_Boros]

@SerMerynMuscles I never said I liked them. I only said that they make you look less fat than your armour.

[Ser Boros Blount @Ser_Boros]

@SerMerynMuscles What the hell is wrong with you. @PrinceTommen

[Ser Boros Blount @Ser_Boros]

@SerMerynMuscles To delete a text you have to press 'Resend to the Queen', right?

[Ser Boros Blount @Ser_Boros]

@SerMerynMuscles Fine, but @PrinceTommen doesn't like vanilla muffins. You have to get him chocolate ones.

[Ser Boros Blount @Ser_Boros]

#YourTextGotIgnoredBecause I won't reply to something I don't understand. What does 'butter his muffin' mean anyway? >> @SerMerynMuscles

[Ser Boros Blount @Ser_Boros]

#MyLastWordsBeforeIDie "Fuck... the... king..." I'm not sure where I heard it, but it's a pretty cool line.

[Ser Boros Blount @Ser_Boros]

@PrincesMyrcella Ah, the knights these days. One steals perfumes, one 'eats candy sticks' from the Prince...