Ser Meryn BroGuard

I like hitting girls. I swore an oath to protect the King. LOL at Boros for being King Tommen's food taster. You can't out bro me, bro.

[Ser Meryn BroGuard @SerMerynMuscles]

@Lady_Sansa HEY! That is not true! My fists are very friendly! To your face! And ribs... spleen... stomach... @ZeBarrett @King_Joffrey_

[Ser Meryn BroGuard @SerMerynMuscles]

Hey! I was in Episode 1 of Season 3! BOOYAH!!! BEAT THAT @Theon_Greyjoy and you other losers who were not! WOOT WOOT!

[Ser Meryn BroGuard @SerMerynMuscles]

@PrinceTommen #TheThingsIDoForLove

[Ser Meryn BroGuard @SerMerynMuscles]

Happy December little princess! @PrinceTommen Would you like to stick your widdle hand down my Sevenmas stocking? :}

[Ser Meryn BroGuard @SerMerynMuscles]

@Ser_Boros Oh hey bro! @SuddenlySandor wants your autograph! :}

[Ser Meryn BroGuard @SerMerynMuscles]

@SuddenlySandor Sorry ex bro, but I think @Ser_Boros found your transcripts, and plagiarized your stories. He has a book signing tomorrow.

[Ser Meryn BroGuard @SerMerynMuscles]

@Lady_Sansa I hope @Lady_Margaery can make me as happy as you have. >:}

[Ser Meryn BroGuard @SerMerynMuscles]

@SuddenlySandor What ex brotha? You don't like it too? Don't lie to your ol' buddy! *nudge nudge wink wink* :} @Lady_Sansa

[Ser Meryn BroGuard @SerMerynMuscles]

#ILikeWhen I punch @Lady_Sansa >:}

[Ser Meryn BroGuard @SerMerynMuscles]

@Ser_Loras You suck, bro. I want @SuddenlySandor back. And what have you done to his chambers??!!! >:{

[Ser Meryn BroGuard @SerMerynMuscles]

@Ser_Loras It sucks, bro. And we have a strictly all-white dress code. Duh. >:{

[Ser Meryn BroGuard @SerMerynMuscles]

@Lady_Sansa We're hip and cool knights. But don't worry. I also subscribe to Flex Magazine. http://t.co/XGywORcH

[Ser Meryn BroGuard @SerMerynMuscles]

@Ser_Loras Cosmo Magazine is NOT the manual for us white knights! >:{ #itsGQ

[Ser Meryn BroGuard @SerMerynMuscles]

#WeAllHaveThatOnePerson who should have stuck with his Skittles knighthood >_> @Ser_Loras >:{

[Ser Meryn BroGuard @SerMerynMuscles]

@SuddenlySandor Oh and hey! Word on the Street of Silk is that you've turned gay! That true bro? Thought the boss had you neutered!

[Ser Meryn BroGuard @SerMerynMuscles]

@SuddenlySandor BRO!! You need to see me fistbump @Lady_Sansa 's face! Just like Wii Boxing! :D

[Ser Meryn BroGuard @SerMerynMuscles]

YEAH!! FISTBUMP BRO!! #IMissYou #IMeanWE"@SuddenlySandor: According to the Kingsguard, #EveryBeatMatters. >:-["

[Ser Meryn BroGuard @SerMerynMuscles]

*sends @Lady_Sansa this photo from @THE_JOFF_ 's phone* Hey baby! How you dooin? ;} http://t.co/RG0cCw5G

[Ser Meryn BroGuard @SerMerynMuscles]

@THE_JOFF_ Boss. I'm not circumcized... :$

[Ser Meryn BroGuard @SerMerynMuscles]

@Ser_Boros That's why ol' Doran is in a wheelchair bro. :} #Oh #DidYouMeanMe