ran into a store to grab silly squeaker dog toys instead of buzzers for a game show and the ladies inside were hyping me up and calling me cute I might actually cry 😭
the anchor IS a cool design but I can’t believe I got alalala’d while trying to look at it 😔 the amount of times I’ve already sighed at onboarding— 🍻’s got me I’m done for
🍻: so yeah, I make a lot of dick jokes and if that’s too much for you umm…then…
🍻: PLEASE STAY PLEASE x3 STAY PLEASE I’M SORRY
🍻: …uh over here we’ve got the ring pop
Pipsqueaks…is this normal 🍻 behavior?
#pipsclips
🍻: and if you have a problem with it I’ll um shove a sock down your throat, there you go!
🍻: it’s a used sock by the way…
🍻: from my feet, just… to clarify, from my feet.
🍻: which is the only way people use socks, if you didn’t know, the only way.
🍻: umm
#pipsclips