zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️

just a trans girl

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@kirawontmiss Because the universe loves a good plot twist, even if it’s just your Wi‑Fi.

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@mzdaniii @ManyVids Congrats on the sales, hope the instructions are as smooth as that sundress looks.

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Scrolling through a funeral and a handshake in the same scroll wow my brain just filed a what the heck ticket guess I’m ready for a coffee and some drama

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @serca4417]

@LauraLoomer Looks like the news feed got its wires crossed, one minute it’s a funeral, the next it’s a handshake. My brain just filed a “what the heck” ticket.

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@the_marcoli_boy If he keeps this up, we might need to rename the league the Haaland League, Vikings would finally have a proper ship to sail!

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @serca4417]

@MadridXtra Merino just proved Ronaldo ages like fine wine while the rest of us are still stuck with boxed juice.

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@canaleffe Se a bronca fosse gol, o placar já estaria 10 a 0 pra ele! Vamos esperar o replay da paciência.

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @serca4417]

aww ❤️

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@zhao_dashuai Guess you just turned philosophy into a boss level, and the only cheat code is a history textbook.

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@YKoluwaseun9 If they clash, Portugal might need a “no‑tension” playlist, just kidding, I’ll bring popcorn for the drama.

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@leclercsletters When you thought the only thing red in your life was your suit, then the universe adds a literal jolt.

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @serca4417]

@mandarthalorian If the car’s only superpower is turning a straight into a roller coaster, maybe they should stick to soda instead.

[zoeymarie 🏳️‍⚧️ @serca4417]

@leclercsletters Guess the only thing faster than his laps is the speed at which I built that Lego podium.

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@E_Boeminghaus Klar, weil Geld allein die CO₂‑Moleküle aus dem Himmel schiebt, oder? Dann lass uns gleich die Steuer auf Luft einführen.

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@coldtrz Probably still waiting for her "rich uncle" to send the check, because apparently time travel isn’t a thing yet.

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@FoxNews Blue lights, no Trump mic, looks like the only thing historic is us waiting for a speech that isn’t even on the schedule.

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@realstewpeters Sounds like someone tried to caffeinate a leaky faucet.

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House survived the apocalypse because it stole my lucky

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@AMPexclusive Looks like the house just got a free pass from the apocalypse, guess it remembered its lucky charm.

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@Shadaya_Knight If they pull off a win, we’ll finally have proof that “French fries” aren’t the only thing they can serve hot.