Serdalur

[Serdalur @serdalur]

@Mr_Derivatives Catenaccio

[Serdalur @serdalur]

@MagentaTV EPG für TV1/TV2 mit genauen Uhrzeiten der Wiederholungen statt nur „Highlights“. Eher die Spiele der letzten Nacht wiederholen statt 2 Tage alte Spiele. Re-Live auf Abruf ist ja leider nur HD, deshalb bitte etwas mehr Liebe von eurer Seite für TV1/TV2 UHD!🙂

[Metalmix @Metalmix70]

@IBinDaMaurer Was mich heute obendrein wirklich ärgert: Ich habe, verrückterweise, heute Nacht die Spiele verschlafen. Nun wüsste ich gerne, wann welches Spiel wiederholt wird. Der EPG zeigt aber immer nur "Highlights". Das ist nicht besonders hilfreich. #magentatv

[Roland-Garros @rolandgarros]

Share the love 🧡

#RolandGarros

[Roland-Garros @rolandgarros]

Hang it in the Louvre. Literally.

#RolandGarros

[Roland-Garros @rolandgarros]

THE WAIT IS OVER 🏆

#RolandGarros

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Let me recap the earnings call. $MSTR

[naiive @naiivememe]

" sorry, can't hangout. i'm broke "

Bank balance : $89
Portfolio : $223,000

[Sky @SkyTheViking]

I CAN'T BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Meesh is unable to post at the moment, so she asked me to post the story of Bronkseh Jnr on her behalf. He was abused by the locals who threw stones at him, dumped and left to fend for himself. Luckily he was found by the team at @BaliAid. The vet who examined him said he had this 'bounce' because he'd had distemper and was only going to get worse.

[East Med Badman 🏝📿 🇬🇷🇵🇸 @DIAS]

In Istanbul, some friends were singing an old Turkish song “Aman Doktor” in a restaurant.

A Greek man walks up to the table and starts singing the same song in Greek (Greeks and Turks share many old folk songs)

At the end The 2 men showed great respect to eachother🇹🇷🇬🇷❤️

wow

[Very Brexit Problems @VeryBrexitProbs]

MAGA: “Europeans are freeloaders! We pay for NATO. We pay for everything! We’re leaving.”

Europeans: “Okay. Cheerio.”

MAGA: “We’re packing up! No more handouts. You’ll be screwed without us.”

Europeans: “I’m sure we’ll manage. Bye then.”

MAGA: “Better start learning Russian. You won’t last 15 minutes without us. You’re a bunch of pussies!!!”

Europeans: “Still here?”

MAGA: “We’ve got 300 aircraft carriers and 10 gazillion rockets and space lasers! You europoors still have cannons!”

Europeans: yawn in French, go for three-hour lunch.

MAGA: “USA! USA! USA! You’ll beg us to come back!!!”

Europeans: order a second bottle of Chablis.

[Justadutchguy @Justadutchguy]

🇺🇸🎪🇺🇸
MAGA: “Europeans are freeloaders. We’re done paying for you.”

Europeans: “Understood.”

MAGA: “You’ll collapse without us.”

Europeans: “Noted.”

MAGA: “You’d better start learning Russian.”

Europeans: “Message received.”

MAGA: “Wait… why are you all rearming and not buying from us?”

Europeans:
shrug in Polish
rearm in German
fortify in Finnish
mobilise in Baltic
Fly in Swedish
innovate in Dutch
Because we finally started taking you seriously.🤷
🇵🇱🇫🇷🇩🇪🇫🇮🇪🇪🇱🇻🇱🇹🇸🇪🇩🇰🇳🇱🇨🇿🇦🇹🇷🇴🇭🇷🇸🇮🇧🇪🇱🇺🇮🇪🇪🇸🇵🇹🇮🇹🇬🇷🇧🇬🇨🇾🇲🇹

MAGA: "Not like that!!!" 😭

https://t.co/Vr7lD0SIz3

[Atlanta Rey ✨ @areyoflight]

Update from the US

TRUMP: Europe must commit military forces - like warships - to the Strait of Hormuz…or else.

Europeans:

[Lovina Animal Welfare @BaliAid]

Our situation is dire now. We desperately need your help 🙏🏻I've reached out to the large accounts who promised to help, only to be ignored. We're desperate 😞 PLEASE donate any amount to keep us going 🙏🏻 The alternative is unthinkable 💔 Please share far and wide 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🐶🐾❤

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Please read the desperate appeal below from Meesh and help her keep going. Don't just like it, repost. Visit https://t.co/Sn9dNYpsJC and give anything you can spare. I'm begging you, don't ignore this as others have done ❤️

[French Response @FrenchResponse]

Panicked EU bureaucrats right now.

[Alexander Stubb @alexstubb]

The EU-India Free Trade Agreement is historic. It is the largest trade deal ever concluded by either side. This will further intensify our economic and political ties with India. In these times, it is important for both the EU and Finland to strengthen partnerships all over the globe.

[Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen]

Europe and India are making history today.

We have concluded the mother of all deals.

We have created a free trade zone of two billion people, with both sides set to benefit.

This is only the beginning.

We will grow our strategic relationship to be even stronger.

[LE COLLECTIF 🅻🅴 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅸🅵 🇫🇷 @tatiann69922625]

Oh bordel 😂😂😂😂⬇️

[Nikolaus Blome @NikolausBlome]

So viele Regenbogenbinden oder Demokratie-Aufnäher gibt es nicht, wie die Nationalmannschaft im Sommer auf dem Trikot tragen müsste. Darum ist es richtig, über einen WM-Boykott zu reden. #Trump https://t.co/cnipYseyuS