“As we all know, you guys have a lot of male sports fans that listen to your podcast. I think we all know that if there’s one thing that male sports fans want to see in their spaces and on their screens... it’s more of me”
— Taylor Swift on the ‘New Heights’ podcast
The year is 2045. Taylor Swift has released seven new albums. The eras tour is still going. Evermore is now just the applause for champagne problems. Speak Now she just walks on in the dress and leaves. The entire Red set is completely uncut and unchanged.
Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You’re a little in a hole financially but it’s fine,
heyyyy hey. hey listen. look at me do not scroll past. no matter what TTPD brings you don’t have to text your ex. u just don’t! taylor wouldn’t want that!! don’t disappoint her!!!
At this point there’s only two people I trust to get to the bottom of the #KateMiddleton drama
Can we start a GoFundMe and get them to work asap? #WhereIsKate#KensingtonPalace
who hasn’t risked it all for a fuckboi with slightly greasy hair and bad grammar, who tells us everything we want to hear? We’ve all been Mollie at least once. She’s the people’s princess #TheTraitorsUK