serena smith

[serena smith @serenassmith]

up late thinkin about how if an asteroid were to ever start heading straight for the earth id prolly find out about it from twitter

[cess @VARMILT0N]

what about them? WHAT ABOUT THEM?

[serena smith @serenassmith]

do u guys get it im saying im stronger than him and its a bit scary if im being honest:/

[serena smith @serenassmith]

whenever i have to get something out of my dogs tiny little mouth

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

golden retriever bf is not a real person, rather the manifestation of subconscious psychosexual obsessions, all women fantasise about neutering him, shooting him in the head & euthanising him at will,

[serena smith @serenassmith]

i log onto twitter dot com, men who pay for a blue check mark tell me i dont deserve to live, i log off twitter dot com

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

got a new Vape. i wonder how long she will last with me— i wonder what adventures we will embark on, how she will stand by my side and lend me strength in my lowest moments… i believe each Vape i have is but a new avatar of the same reincarnation cycle. her soul is eternal

[serena smith @serenassmith]

holy fuck its happening my boyfriend just agreed to watch 13 going on 30 with me

[serena smith @serenassmith]

i want to scream every time i remember that im crying in my ten year passport photo

[serena smith @serenassmith]

good pussy doest know how to drive it cant even ride a bike

[serena smith @serenassmith]

i love when people compare new york city to a man like yes i too have seen sex and the city

[serena smith @serenassmith]

why does the duolingo bird keep telling me how nice my tits are every time i get every answer in a row right🤒

[serena smith @serenassmith]

the first time i took an uber i asked the driver if i could vape in there

[serena smith @serenassmith]

definitely says something about me that no ones ever asked me to join an mlm:/

[serena smith @serenassmith]

bf just told me “serena u don’t actually need to tweet this” wrong

[serena smith @serenassmith]

guys…why can i hear the ocean inside of my bong…😦

[Michele Rayner (She/They/Tired) @micheleforfl]

Good morning y’all.

Ralph Yarl. A 16 year old Black baby boy was shot because he went to the wrong door (as he attempted to pick up his siblings). He was shot in the head and again as he bled out on the ground.

His shooter- a white man- is free.

So many things I can say but for now- just extreme sadness. Gratitude that he’s still alive. Also- I’m tired of this shit.

Black boys deserve to grow up.

Black men deserve to grow old.💔💔

[serena smith @serenassmith]

i love my dog so much that i start to have a full blown panic attack if i start thinking too seriously about him dying like i actually have to be medicated for this and not once have i even considered making him an instagram account