Jeff

[Jeff @serendipitylong]

i will be getting liposuction for my brain. i dont want to think anymore

[Jeff @serendipitylong]

@woodstockSSB PLEASE WHATS THE ONE WORD LMFAO

[Jeff @serendipitylong]

crunchyroll went down and i thought it was the app being mad at me for using a vpn but nah

[Jeff @serendipitylong]

@Naomi_alt33 @abstractmediums @RealPizzaPepe what are you talking about? the last supper was literally a passover meal. Jesus himself celebrated passover…you clearly have some re-reading to do

[Jeff @serendipitylong]

@abstractmediums @RealPizzaPepe passover is also literally in the bible so if you wanna call out jewish people for passover related stuff you better not be christian

[Jeff @serendipitylong]

@aqueledoscachos @paninibaby yeah but this tweet is the opposite its straight women leading on lesbians

[Jeff @serendipitylong]

@thisiskashmir would agree except i was born on july fourth…you can guess what a lot of presents people give me look like

[Jeff @serendipitylong]

americans look at a menu with zero pictures and say wow that salad looks good!!!

[Jeff @serendipitylong]

@OhFlipItsVuyo @123itsmeMary @lunespiral thank you for adding this on! this cleared up a lot for me

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@123itsmeMary @lunespiral this article doesn’t load for more than a paragraph for me and the video doesn’t either. If anyone knows…why were they there in the mines in the first place? i’m a little lost

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@mathewpregasen @SaraAlfageeh i was gonna say this haha cause yes absolutely arabs have salads figured out and some american salads suck but move to east asia and you will appreciate american salads so much more…ive had so much iceberg with mayo “salad”

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@scretladyspider yeah as an idea i am fine with the break but that on top of everything else i feel like she wasn’t professional and didnt take it that seriously

[Jeff @serendipitylong]

@itsmrmask one time i was at a party (majority asian, only one or two non asians) and we were going to do this in a premade speed dating game…we had to skip the question lol

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

1.2 GPA and scored a 400 on the SAT. checked my boxes (black/african-american; persecuted evangelical; gay/bisexual/pansexual; female), wrote in my name up top (middle name: “bye cr*ck*r”), and called it a day. accepted early admissions into yale, harvard, and stanford

[Jeff @serendipitylong]

taking a nap and not setting an alarm>>>>
dangerous game

[Jeff @serendipitylong]

@NewJeans_ADOR @CookieRun collab when?

[Jeff @serendipitylong]

everyone wants to always wants to know about sexuality🤦🏻‍♀️
how’s this: I 👏🏻identify 👏🏻as 👏🏻out👏🏻of👏🏻your👏🏻league👏🏻

[Jeff @serendipitylong]

@blanktycho congrats!