dip sleep 🪩🍯

eternally cynical | painfully average

[dip sleep 🪩🍯 @serendiptii]

don’t romanticise this

buses are crowded and late and traffic makes it worse and it’s the slowest form of public transport.

it works for cm anna for 1 day when everyone stops traffic for him, no one is allowed in bus with him, and there’s no other stops.

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

Making it cool for people to take public transport is the single most impactful thing one can do as a celebrity for any Indian city.

[Sarah Cooper @Orcinus68]

#CatsOfTwitter #GhostsOfTwitter 😹👻😅

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

If your Apple TV show gets picked up, they let you cast this guy for free.

[Kashish Sharma @kashskskl]

pehle footpath banalo

[shivani @soshivaniofher]

yes widow’s bay is great (and you must watch it if you haven’t) but i especially love whoever wrote the episode descriptions.

[dip sleep 🪩🍯 @serendiptii]

rip shelly duvall you would’ve loved patricia!!!! 😭

[heroina do lixo @heroinadolixo]

widows bay renovada pra uma segunda temporada meu deus obrigada vamos ter mais da patricia personagem mais importante das series hoje

[Air Head @whatokay]

Kate O’Flynn said she channeled Shelly Duvall for Patricia, both the appearance and the “haunted look in her eyes”😭😭😭😭

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

widow’s bay genius for depicting the evil and self destructive nature of self help books via a horror lens

[salma @buildcasltes]

found my favourite widow’s bay review of all time

[Ϩ𝓳ⲁ𐌵ⲉꞅ @HenrikFrenrik]

Dette er bra og gjør meg mer glad i Norge. Viktig å ikke la oss falle for bekvemmelighets-samfunnet der en haug gig arbeidere løper rundt for å gjøre tjenestene våres enmasse

[aimee 💫 @floydsinfilms]

we are in such good hands for the love hypothesis

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The ADHD Watermelon Theory perfectly explains executive dysfunction. Neurotypicals see a delicious fruit and think, "I want a snack."
My ADHD brain sees a 15-pound administrative obstacle course involving heavy lifting, knife safety, kitchen logistics, sticky counter mitigation, and Tupperware geometric planning. So instead, I will starve.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

They really want to turn every human interaction, from a private email to where and how you drive your car, into a transaction they can track, predict, and sell.

We're not even living anymore, we're just livestock in their digital farm.

[Migli🔮 @artbymigli]

LIZ LEMON WORLD DOMINATION

[𝔸𝕓𝕚❤️‍🔥⸆⸉ @downbadABI]

THIS IS THE PERFECT EDIT OMG😭😭😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

libraries literally aren't just places to obtain books for free. they're some of the few public spaces left in our society where you're allowed to exist without the expectation of spending money.

[shrishti @shristhikhanna]

data centres are draining bengaluru’s ground water. right now there are 31 data centres in bengaluru. data centres consume roughly 20 million litres of water EVERYDAY.

where will that water come from because bengaluru has no river and is entirely dependent on groundwater.

more data centres are planned and upcoming. our country will not survive this. the planet will not survive this. we will not survive this.

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[c ☆ @tintafey]

tracy morgan bought tina fey a Knicks jersey that says Fey on the back and 18 for her birthday 😭🧡💙 liz and trae 4everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr