Disillusioned Zionist

Israel is a shtetl with an air force, Zionism is a cult |
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[Disillusioned Zionist @serenityguarden]

I hate Political Correctness,

You can't even say White People anymore; now you have to call them "The International Community" 🫩

[Da Real Slime N Grime @slimengrimen]

New coworker complained about his back pain and was gone by mid day

[Neet @neet_sol]

They’re smelling if you’re actually pooping at work tomorrow

[Disillusioned Zionist @serenityguarden]

Sounds a lot like Israel

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DandyGeorgism]

My experience of Twitter is becoming that old joke about the Rabbi who reads Der Stürmer to feel better about himself.

Like sure. Fuck it. We stole Nvidia apparently. Why even argue anymore. W us.

[m.a.l.o.n.e @BoiiMillan]

people stay saying "you don’t have to handle everything alone", then proceed to show you EXACTLY why you’d rather struggle to the death than ask anyone for help

[Neet @neet_sol]

“Work well into their 70s and 8—”

[Sentinelle @veilleorsep]

The interview was created in a time when the man sitting across from you was intelligent and had interacted with other people in direct, cordial and frank enough manner to be able to tease out your competencies over a conversation. What exists today is a cargo-cult with 0 purpose

[Arthur Rimbaud🔻🟦⬜️🟩 @ArthurRimbaud37]

Nobody “wants to work” in America because it’s pointless, outside of keeping yourself alive. There are no families to support, there are no communities to build, there is no higher mission. You work because the alternative is starving and being homeless, and increasingly…

[ahmed @ahmedxjean]

2 days before i was hospitalized i was in a bookstore & i told the worker im about to throw up can i have a bag and she was like you have to purchase something and i asked for the bathroom and she said the same thing and then before i made it to the exit i threw up everywhere

[Giuliano @GiulianoMana]

lol reminds me of an anecdote from Richard Feynman.

Feynman's hobby was cracking locks and vaults. One time at Los Alamos, a physicist got locked out of his safe and he had forgotten the combination. No one could open it, so he called Feynman... Feynman walks into the office and locks the door behind him to be alone.

In the previous weeks, he had realized he could manipulate the dial to get the last two numbers of someone's safe if it was left open. Feynman would go into people's offices and distract them while he got their last two digits, and jotted them down on a sheet of paper. By getting the last two, that left only 20 possible numbers for the rest of the combination, which could be brute forced easily.

Anyway, Feynman enters the office with his sheet of paper and opens the safe in one minute. To give the impression that he had been working hard and safeguard his reputation, he didn't go out until after 25 minutes had passed. Read a magazine in the meantime or something.

[Freddo @FreWib34]

Genomsnittsåldern hos personalen i Manhattanprojektet låg på 25 år. Det krävs mer erfarenhet för en enkel handläggartjänst på en myndighet idag än det krävdes för att få skapa världens första atombomb.

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Make sure to keep your resumé current!

[nonie_nonz @nonz_nonie]

My manager once submitted my storyboard as his own and told the executive that I would do the presentation because he trusted me. The day before the presentation, I soft launched a sickness, went home early, and took five days off.😂🥳🥳

[Petra @Gubboii]

"wah speeding is bad, i know people like you are in a rush but the time saved isn't worth the potential harm" as if i did it on purpose. the letter [not the fine, which i admittedly deserved] genuinely made me want to firebomb the local police station.

[Jen @JentheWoz]

This is so true and still true in a lot of countries. What has happened to North America?

[Renaud Foucart @RenaudFoucart]

When your new building was designed in the "everyone is genderfluid" era and completed in the "show your penis to the biological verification committee" era

[Lammy @Lammyisback]

PCP: Is there any condition I should know about?
Me: I'm autistic.
PCP: (big smile) really?? why do you *think* you are?
Me: mostly because I was diagnosed by a specialist.
PCP: Oh.