Serena

mechanical engineer in a little black dress

[Serena @serensas]

I’ve never had Jersey Mike’s, is it good?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Jersey Mike’s has overtaken Chick-fil-A as the top-rated fast food chain, according to the American Customer Satisfaction Index.

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How it feels not having a work badge at my new job

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Literally me

[Hunter 🌆 @rhunterh]

I actually use AI the perfect amount. Anyone who uses it less than me is a hopeless Luddite destined for the underclass, anyone who uses it more than me is mindlessly degrading their literacy and erudition.

[Serena @serensas]

Yes. The slot machine knows if you’re pure of heart.

[Ponzi Trader @buyerofponzi]

According to this study, you must approach the slot machines with an open heart

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Husband keeps rage baiting me by saying that I’m a vain 9 Life Path like Clavicular 😪

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Just tried Arby’s for the first time. Won’t be back. Good fries though.

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Most of you would fold if you had to stand completely still for 10 minutes to get your lungs scanned for Cobalt-60.

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Speaking out against the abomination that is slop trough public sink(s)

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I can’t take it anymore. We must return to the old fashion sink design. Two handles, hot and cold. I’m TIRED of every demonic shitty sensor sink design. ENOUGH.

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Lacking the gene that makes a person want to record themselves lip syncing a song

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Don’t piss me off with this rage bait, Starbucks

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@vocalcry Yes, I just caught The Sickness this week

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@mothertide I caved and watched GG last year for the first time and honestly it was so good. Highly recommend. I draw the line at Greys Anatomy though.

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@dumbbitchcap I think so, but I need confirmation

[Serena @serensas]

I know I’m late to this but I recently learned that FIA rules have a strict cap on CFD/wind tunnel hours for F1 teams and now all I can think about is how I’d absolutely crash out if someone at work told me that I’m capped on how much mesh refinement I could do in FEA

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Who knew the most recent Shigley’s authors were devout wife guys

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@vocalcry Top 3 for me

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Young’s Modulus would be a beautiful name for a horse.

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Boomers keeping their ringer on full blast, answering the phone after staring at the caller ID for 8 long seconds just to tell the person they’ll call them back, and then putting the phone in their pocket or purse unlocked so they can butt dial three different people

[Serena @serensas]

What if I never outgrew my hunger for The Ketchup…

[public emmany #1 🦬 @theemmacasey]

The worst part of being a parent to small children is The Ketchup. Children have such a hunger for The Ketchup

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Hungarian appreciation post